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February 14, 2024

Dog Jiu-Jitsu Cafe

Portofino, Italy

Ah, Valentine's Day. Ladies, you have no idea how much men look forward to February 15th.

This guy knows how to please his lady for Valentine's Day.

Awww.

Here's a little Valentine you can give the missus when she's at her Sink Station.

The Accused.

I can halp!

Turtle siamese twins.

Priorities.

Taking shelter.

When you're on hold and listening to the insipid hold music, you can either get angry, or get groovy.

Yay, summer!

If this is real, then this dog is as smart as a child. Not only does he keep a vigilant watch over an electrical fire of a hot plate or some other small electric device, but the then... pulls the plug out of the socket.

Two innocents are having great fun! 💕pic.twitter.com/7cRUN5AkxU
— Figen (@TheFigen_) February 14, 2024

This is life without the Internet ...pic.twitter.com/WnalAA3q8N
— Figen (@TheFigen_) February 14, 2024

Happiness! ❤️pic.twitter.com/Ef4knEUD1m
— Figen (@TheFigen_) February 14, 2024

Oh no it's too poignant make the feelings stop.

Zip was a champion agility dog, when she was hit by a car and paralyzed. When she came to competitions to watch her brother, “her whole body lit up”.

They let her do a fun run after the competition and her joy is everything.. 🥺 pic.twitter.com/1g77wOQ8xy
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 14, 2024

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:49 PM

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Priorities. Taking shelter. When you're on hold and listening to the insipid hold music, you can either get angry, or get groovy. Yay, summer! If this is real, then this dog is as smart as a child. Not only does he keep a vigilant watch over an electrical fire of a hot plate or some other small electric device, but the then... pulls the plug out of the socket. Two innocents are having great fun! 💕pic.twitter.com/7cRUN5AkxU — Figen (@TheFigen_) February 14, 2024 This is life without the Internet ...pic.twitter.com/WnalAA3q8N — Figen (@TheFigen_) February 14, 2024 Happiness! ❤️pic.twitter.com/Ef4knEUD1m — Figen (@TheFigen_) February 14, 2024 Oh no it's too poignant make the feelings stop. Zip was a champion agility dog, when she was hit by a car and paralyzed. When she came to competitions to watch her brother, “her whole body lit up”. 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