Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups






















« Gun Thread: Third Sunday of 2024 Edition! | Main | Daily Tech News 22 January 2024 »
January 21, 2024

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/21/24)

sunday night ont 1 21 24.jpg


***

The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“[Trump] has my endorsement because we can’t go back to the old Republican guard of yesteryear -- a repackaged form of warmed-over corporatism -- that Nikki Haley represents. The days of putting Americans last, of kowtowing to large corporations, of caving to woke ideology, are over." FL Gov. Ron DeSantis


#NeverNikki

Quote II

“As you approach a full charging location, your EV (of any make) connects to the charging location and enters itself into a virtual queue, with entry to the queue dependent upon close geographical proximity. Drivers then park in an available normal parking spot, and only when prompted, proceed to plug in and charge. If a driver attempted to charge before their turn, the chargers would simply not communicate with the vehicle..” GreenBiz transportation writer Vartan Badalian


Quote III
A video of Michael Moore addressing an Ohio crowd praising Donald Trump.

***

The Comments of The Week

Once again, thank you all for making The ONT part of your evening. Ace certainly has the best audience.


Screenshot 2024-01-14 at 9.44.50 PM.png


Screenshot 2024-01-15 at 10.32.07 PM.png


Screenshot 2024-01-16 at 9.26.27 PM.png


***

NSFW-LANGUAGE

***


The kinder, gentler Sunday night ONT will be censored. Oh FFS. Piss off you frozen Scandis I don't live in Norway

Electric vehicles fail at a lower rate than gas-powered cars in the extreme cold, according to a road assistance service in Norway.

Electric vehicles often get bad press about their performance in the cold. Just yesterday, we reported on dead Tesla vehicles piling up at supercharger stations across Chicago.

It now looks like the extreme cold conditions have affected the chargers themselves rather than the vehicles, according to local sources.


***


Colorado do-gooders are on their way to ban mountain lion hunts. That should prove interesting in years to come.

Colorado Cancels Spring Mountain Lion Hunt Ahead of Vote to Ban

Last week, the Colorado Parks and Wildlife (CPW) Commission made the unanimous decision to cancel the April mountain lion hunting season and further prohibit the use of electronic calls statewide. This move comes in the middle of the current mountain lion season, which runs from November to March. The changes are slated to take effect on March 1 and will affect the units that have an additional April season.

It should be noted that the current harvest falls well within the established quotas set by CPW and is not made in reaction to any quotas being met or exceeded.

***


Oh I bet you lost club head speed.

A transgender golfer with dreams of making it to the LPGA tour has won a women’s tournament in Florida, which improved her chances of earning herself a spot in a qualifying tour.

Hailey Davidson, 30, came out on top at the NXXT Women’s Classic on Jan. 17 at the Mission Inn Resort and Club, 35 miles northwest of Orlando, after shooting one-over-73 and ending the three-round tournament +4.

Davidson, a Scottish native residing in Florida, won after being 3-shots behind with two holes to go before forcing a playoff following her play on the 18th hole, according to Davidson’s Instagram post celebrating the victory.

***


Jeez, what a shocker. While MushHead and SoS Tony Blinken try to solve the world's problems on kneeling appeasement knee, Russia and North Korea get a little chummier.

AXIS OF EVIL Kim Jong-un & Putin vow to form ‘New World Order’ in chilling warning to West as tyrants ramp up united front against US
It comes as tensions on the Korean Peninsula are at their highest point in years

***


Downtrodden Minority 1 - White Liberal Guilt 0. Indians aren't upset, who knew?

The Native American Guardian’s Association (NAGA) is cheering after a southern Pennsylvania school board voted on Thursday to restore the district’s mascot logo that features a Native American fighter to go along with the “Susquehannock Warriors” name.

Despite cries of cultural insensitivity from woke critics, the Southern York County School District voted 7-2 to bring the retired logo back and retain the Susquehannock High School teams’ name as the “Warriors.”


***

The ONT Musical Interlude & Blueberry Yogurt Emporium

Born Today In Music January 21st


1942 - Mac Davis
American singer, and songwriter Mac Davis, who had the 1972 US No.1 single 'Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me'. He wrote 'In The Ghetto' and 'Don't Cry Daddy' for Elvis Presley and also starred in his own variety show, a Broadway musical, and various films and TV shows. He died age 78 on 29 September 2020. via thisdayinmusic.com


&&&



1941 - Placido Domingo
Spanish opera singer, conductor, and arts administrator Placido Domingo. He has recorded over a hundred complete operas and is well known for his versatility, regularly performing in Italian, French, German, Spanish, English and Russian in the most prestigious opera houses in the world. via thisdayinmusic.com


***


Ankle monitor? What ankle monitor? Genius Award Winner.

Man Tried To Swap Drugs For Fried Pickles
Cops: Suspect, 25, busted for Buffalo Wild Wings barter bid

JANUARY 19--The Buffalo Wild Wings had closed late Sunday when Justin Carpenter pulled up to the Lawrence, Indiana restaurant around midnight looking for food.

Fried pickles, to be exact.

In an ill-advised bid to get the kitchen reopened, Carpenter, 25, proposed a barter exchange to B Dubs employees, two of whom were minors. As alleged by police, Carpenter “offered drugs to Buffalo Wild Wings workers in exchange for fried pickles.”

Carpenter--who was wearing an ankle monitor as a result of a prior drug arrest--offered marijuana, cocaine, Ecstasy, and vape cartridges containing THC, according to workers interviewed by cops. Carpenter, accompanied by a male friend, reportedly declared, “If you make us some fried pickles, I’ll make it worth it.”

Employees did not agree to the drugs-for-pickles trade and Carpenter departed the Buffalo Wild Wings. Before leaving, though, investigators charge that Carpenter left three small bags of marijuana on the restaurant’s front counter, and told a manager, “Give those bags to the kids.”


***


Could you, would you donate a perfectly healthy organ? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Four People Are Forever Connected Through An Act Of Kindness

Today's good news story comes from Tucson, Arizona.

In 2019, Frank Pompa received life-altering news, discovering that he had only 10% kidney function. Commencing twice-weekly dialysis became a part of his routine.

His sister, Joely Sanders, faced the disheartening realization that she wasn't a compatible match for a kidney donation.


***


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Honesty.

1 21 24 brot.jpg


Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. ONT Tips, loose change, drink tokens & burner phones to petmorons at g mail dot com. Everything else? Not my monkey, not my zoo.

digg this
posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:56 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Skip : "Bring your reading glasses and head upstairs BOO ..."

Village Idiot's Apprentice: "Anybody remember the phrase...'My word as a Biden' ..."

Skip : "Tolle Lege ..."

Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "[i] Recall the furor over Trump's "senility" whic ..."

Notsothoreau: "We don't have that problem with standoffish cats h ..."

Martini Farmer: "Politicians that are over a certain age, maybe 65 ..."

Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "I wish we had more auto offerings in dark metallic ..."

rhennigantx: "Charlie Brown gets hurt doing something and Linus ..."

Village Idiot's Apprentice: "And I used to own a'59 Beetle as my first car. ..."

VW Drivel: "Maybe 67 was the cutoff. ..."

Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "[i]Wolfus, I believe black Beetles were not produc ..."

Village Idiot's Apprentice: ""Wolfus, I believe black Beetles were not produced ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64