New Star Wars Director: It's About Time a Woman Shaped the Story in a Star Wars Movie; "I Like to Make Men Feel Uncomfortable"

If you don't care about Star Wars -- like all good people -- feel free to skip the bulk of the post, but make sure you read the last item below. YOU WILL BE MADE TO CARE.

This woman made a few low-budget hardcore feminist documentaries. How does that qualify her to direct -- and, apparently, write -- a would-be blockbuster fiction film?

It doesn't. What qualifies her is the sex organ between her legs and nothing else.

It's incredible, these diversity hires can't stop shrieking about the oppression they experience based upon their gender, sexual preference, or race, while meanwhile getting gigs and promotions based on nothing but their gender, sexual preference, or race.

They tried this before. A woman who had directed a documentary and a very low-budget independent movie was given the reigns of Marvel's The Eternals, and that was Marvel's all-time biggest flop.

Until the next several.

Previously, in 2015, she was on a Diversity Panel to talk about her very low-watt career, which is entirely non-notable except for the fact that she insists that The Patriarchy is holding her back from having a noteworthy career, she announced her goal in filmmaking is to "make men uncomfortable."

Well I'm entirely unaware of your Claudine Gay level of output so: You've failed. I am not uncomfortable. I feel nothing for you, except a gnawing sense that I really should be thinking about something else more important.

During an appearance at the Women in the World summit alongside fellow insufferable activist and director Ava DuVernay and actress Meryl Streep, Obaid-Chinoy was asked by activist host Jon Stewart, "As an activist and an artist do you make that calculation, who is my target? You talked a little bit about, 'I want women to watch this and I want them to feel empowered, and I want my daughter to have heroes.' I couldn't help[ but notice a thread through each of these. That the men were a**holes. And I'm wondering as one of them what is the balance of activating a force for change, but also trying to permeate that patriarchy, that power structure? And is that a part of the calculation of your art as well? And what's been the reaction that?"

Obaid-Chinoy responded, "Oh, absolutely. I like to make men uncomfortable. I enjoy making men uncomfortable."

She then added, "It is important to be able to lookin into the eyes of a man and say, 'I am here.' And recognize that. And recognize that I am working to bring something that makes you uncomfortable because you need to change your attitude and it's only when you're uncomfortable, when you're shifty, when you have to have difficult conversations that you will perhaps look at yourself in the mirror and not like the reflection, and then say, 'Maybe there is something wrong with the way I think,' or 'Maybe there is something wrong with the way I am addressing this issue."

Flash forward to this week. She's been named as the Who's That? director of the No-one Asked For This Rey Palpatine Star Wars sequel.

And she says, incredibly, that there are no women at LucasFilm shaping their stories.

It does not appear that Chinoy's opinions have changed much in eight years. During an appearance on CNN's New Year's Eve coverage, Obaid-Chinoy briefly discussed the upcoming film saying, "I am very thrilled about the project because I think what we are about to create is something very special. And we are in 2024 now and I think it's about time we had a woman come forward to shape the story in a galaxy far, far away."

I mean... except for Kaffeine Kennedy, who puts a Kaffeine Kennedy self-insert character into every movie. And except for her "Story Group" of 30 angry lesbians and non-binaries.

And except for Harvey Weinstein's former culpable assistant Lesley Hedland, who's directing the trans-featuring The Acoylte for the Disney+ channel. (For kids, you know!)

But sure-- no women have been involved in the complete destruction of Star Wars, as it was violently shifted from being a boy brand into yet another crappy Disney Princess girl brand.

This woman doesn't know that -- because she knows nothing about Star Wars and never thought of it until Kaffeine Kennedy offered her a job.

She comes highly recommended by all the right people and organizations, though:

A rumor: Disney executives are terrified of another woke disaster so Kaffeine Kennedy has put this obvious $400 million loss on the fast-track to make it before anyone gets the courage to tell her "No."

Disney is also working on another reboot of the Percy Jackson children's franchise -- the creativity of this company is immeasurably low -- and the Force is Female executive producer says her main goal is to produce a show about a world in which Zeus is the father of the pantheon of gods not be so patriarchal.

Becky Riordan, who happens to be the wife of Percy Jackson and the Olympians creator Rick Riordan as well as an Executive Producer on the Disney+ live-action adaptation of the series, recently revealed that one of the series' main goals was to "not have a patriarchal lens."

Women who only has a job because she married the male creator is so darned mad about the Patriarchy!

I've saved the worst for last. You all are probably thinking that you haven't cared about Star Wars since 1983, and that you never cared about Percy Jackson.

So what is left on the table for Disney to ruin? You're safe. Disney has no control over any properties you care about.

Oh my poor naive friends: you just have no idea how insidious Disney is, and how many franchises they picked up in the Fox buyout.

A new rumor claims that The Walt Disney Company and its subsidiary 20th Century Studios are working on a prequel to the John McTiernan and Bruce Willis classic Die Hard.

This latest rumor comes from Daniel Richtman via Jeff Sneider's The Insneider newsletter. Sneider notes, "Daniel Richtman claims there's a Die Hard prequel in the works again over at 20th Century Studio, so so literary reps, start pitching your clients, and don't be surprised if that franchise becomes a priority for the studio in the new year."

Sneider added, "The IP is simply too valuable to sit on a shelf, and with Bruce Willis sidelined due to health problems, the tough decision of whether to bring him back for one last ride has been made for them."

So... What is the stupidest possible prequel storyline they can use, which offers an "origin story" for Die Hard?

Here it is: Rookie detective MacClane is trying to foil a group of criminals who have taken over a NYC financial company's offices and his "inside man" will be the unmarried Holly Gennero (later Holly McClane) who works for the company.

And she'll be an Equal Partner in the heroing, of course. You wouldn't want to watch an action movie through a Patriarchal Lens.

Whomst among you dares bet against me? You know damn well this is what the movie will be, an "origin story" for McClane's ballbuster future ex-wife.

Last line of the movie: "This was a great first date, but let's hope that nothing like this ever happens again." Wink.

Whomst doubts that that's what this piece of shit will be?

Whomst!?! Bring himst who doubts before me!

Dystopian Anti-Entertainment Company Disney

We can ruin it for you wholesale.

Yippie-ki-yay, Mouse Hitler.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

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