The 81-Year-Old Vegetable Joe Biden Lays Out in the Sun Like a Senile French Fry in a Frying Pan and Gets a Bad Sunburn

Reminder: This corrupt potatohead invalid has spent 37% of this year on vacation.

President Joe Biden escaped the confines of the White House and the travails of high office for a host of other diversions in 2023, spending more than a third of the past year ensconced at a getaway spot, a report Monday details.

According to the New York Post, peripatetic Biden could be found on his absences from Washington, DC, at either one of his Delaware residences, a posh vacation site or Camp David, a review of public records by the outlet confirms.

The octogenarian was away at one of the relaxing locations or famous retreat 138 days in 2023 -- or 37 percent of the time.

And even on his "working" days, he usually only receives the presidential daily briefing, does one quick photo-op handing out a medal or posing with lesbian basketball players, and then calls "a lid" on the day by 11:00 am!

He's been on yet another vacation, this time in the Virgin Islands (named after his game of choice), and stupidly laid out in the intense sun to get a scorching sunburn.

And this cementhead has had multiple melanomas removed from his corrupt skin.

Polls aren't the only thing burning the commander-in-chief.

President Biden was spotted red-faced in the US Virgin Islands on Tuesday as he prepared to head back to the White House after a seven-day vacation in St. Croix.

The 81-year-old president's striking new sunburn was on full display as he shook hands on the tarmac of Henry E. Rohlsen Airport in Christiansted, St. Croix, before boarding Air Force One with first lady Jill Biden.

The sun's rays apparently battered Biden, who was beet-red from his forehead to his neck -- exposed by the deep V of his unbuttoned collar.

Biden's sunburn comes after a cancerous skin lesion was removed from his chest during his annual physical last February.

Most of the more than 1 million skin cancers diagnosed in the US each year are considered sun-related, according to the American Cancer Society.

"Premature aging is a long-term side effect of UV exposure," according to the Food and Drug Administration, which notes that the damage may not be apparent until years after a sunburn or suntan.

"Avoiding UV exposure is essential to maintaining healthy skin," the agency states.
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He had previously had a benign but potentially precancerous lesion excised by doctors.

Health officials and numerous scientific studies indicate that tanning greatly increases the risk of developing skin cancer and other maladies.

He's got that healthy glow. Like Chernobyl.

Yeah, this idiot isn't making it to 2025.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM

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