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Quick HitsSoros DA (antisemitism alert!) Larry Krasner's jurisdiction has been shrunk by an act of the Pennsylvania legislature, signed into law by Democrat Governor Shapiro. Philadelphia's progressive district attorney, Larry Krasner, had some of his authority stripped and diverted to a new prosecutorial position due to his failed "liberal, woke" policies, the Associated Press reported Tuesday. So they're taking the ability to prosecute -- or not prosecute -- crimes which interfere with citizens' right to travel. Crimes committed on subways and, one hopes, BLM/Hamas takeovers of public streets and highways. Not a lot, really. But I guess it's a shot across the bow? Maybe?
So, it's the state government which is invested with all the legislative power the state has. Localities have political power because the state devolves part of its power away to municipalities. They can limit that power, change what powers they devolve, etc. Krasner is the one attacking democracy here, of course. AllahPundit also showed he was absent the day they taught law in law school when he argued that DeSantis and the Florida legislature couldn't take away municipalities' power to impose vax and mask mandates. Of course they can, the municipalities only hold power in the first place due to a positive grant of power from the state. But he was always stupid. And very... emotional. And he was so very very scared of covid! But you know, he really believes in The Science (TM). I guess that's good. Everyone should have some religion in his life. Religion can often give a sense of comfort to the unfortunates of the world, and the mental cases. Mitch McConnel is the least popular congressional leader, with an approval rating of... 6%. At six percent, you're basically down to staffers, donors, and members of the Chinese communist party. A new Monmouth University poll released Monday has revealed Americans' least favorite leader in Congress, but all maintain underwater approval ratings. At yet he convinces himself he is The One Indispensable Man and must continue clinging to power with the tenacity of a tick on a bronco's ass. Narcissism is a hell of a drug. Glad I kicked the stuff in my mid-20s. Doing the Jobs Americans Just Won't Do Update: Nearly 60% of illegal alien households are on welfare. Close to 60 percent of households headed by illegal aliens use at least one major form of welfare, an analysis conducted by the Center for Immigration Studies (CIS) reveals. Thanks, Karl Rove! Don't eat so much you put yourself into a diabetic coma or anything. That would make me so sad. I Shan't Believe It, I Simply Shannot Update: Trans activist arrested for rape of two young boys in Larry Krasner's Philadelphia. An LGBTQ+ activist was arrested in Philadelphia on Monday and charged with the rape of two young boys. Trans-identified male Kendall Stephens, who was referred to in the local news as "she," was alleged to have raped two boys under the age of 13. Now wait a minute -- that doesn't sound like the kind of crime a lady would commit. Stephens was charged with indecent assault of a person under 13, rape, unlawful contact with minor sexual offenses, and endangering the welfare of children - parent or guardian, ABC reports. Stephens bail has been set at $250,000 and Stephens will make a court appearance on December 29. The investigation is not being led by the district attorney's office but by another agency. I'm wondering if maybe the attack had something with misbehavior towards the nephews. Stephens efforts were supported by DA Larry Krasner... No shit, really? When someone says they want to "rap" with your kids about sex, BELIEVE THEM. You know how many kids I want to talk about sex with? Zero. In fact, I'd rather not deal with children at all. This is normal. Men are not supposed to take an interest in other people's children, except to the bare-minimum level required to compliment the parents. Men who seek out "friendships" and other relationships with other people's children are not doing it for the "activism." The activism is the cover. And If That Doesn't Work I'll Subpoena You Again, Bucko Update: Jim Jordan demands that Merrick Garland turn over documents the DOJ is hiding about surveillance they ran on congressional staffers during the Trump years. Like spying on Kash Patel. Come for the Mental Decrepitude, Stay for the Unprosecuted Sexual Assault Update: Young Biden 2020 voters abandoning "President" Roomba over concerns that Biden might be as ignorant and incompetent as they are. Young voters are increasingly "bailing on Biden," according to an NBC News article from Monday. Okay, had you, I inserted one of those three quotes. You'll have to guess which one. These voters are three examples of people who voted for Biden in 2020 but "now say the president can't count on their support in 2024." Even if that lead is real, I don't expect it to last. Democrats will "come home" when faced with the prospect of the Tyrant So Tyrannical He Couldn't Even Get His AG to Prosecute the Guilty-As-Sin Hunter Biden. Hollywood Update: Last week there was some story going around that Warner Bros. had a 60% chance of going bankrupt in the near future. It's very heavy on debt and has been trying to get from under the debt load. Now comes word that WB is in talks with Paramount to merge. Deadline has confirmed that Warner Bros Discovery and Paramount Global have held talks on a possible merger. Would a merger pass an anti-trust review? Well, on one hand, their merger reduces the number of "bigs" -- big studios -- from six to five. On the other hand, if WB were to collapse, then that would also reduce the number of Bigs to five. A merger, they'd argue, would actually "strengthen competition." Which makes me wonder if WB leaked that claim about going bankrupt. I don't know, whatever happens, Star Trek will continue to be woke.
There were a number of barriers facing advocates who have tried to stretch this provision to cover the January 6 riot. The four justices had to adopt the most sweeping interpretation possible on every one of those questions in order to support their decision.
Mara Gay is the f***ing innumerate idiot who claimed that if Mike Bloomberg took the $500 million he spent on his election bid and divided it among America's 300 million people, he would give us all something like $1.5 million dollars each. Oh, so close, Mara! Only off by a factor of ONE MILLION! I believe she's also Claudine Gay's cousin. So, yeah. This is a family that really knows how to work that DEI welfare system to get intellectual lightweights into positions of power and influence. Trump: Chip Roy is a "RINO" because he endorsed DeSantis. "RINO" and "Establishment shill" are now just often insults meaning "You didn't show loyalty to Trump." Same function as the left automatically denigrating someone as "racist," "sexist," and "transphobic." Meaningless slur at this point. Does it not bother any of Trump's supporters that... he plainly believes you are stupid when he constantly shits out moronic garbage like this? He thinks it persuades you. He thinks you will believe literally anything he says. Does that not bother anyone? Always being treated like huckster's mark? You, Sir, have been Served Update:
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