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September 11, 2023

Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/11/23)



The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

'This is the man the Democratic Party says will be fully able to function as president for five more years through the age of 86. No one rooted in human reality believes it, or should believe it,' Pundit Andrew Sullivan

DTS is a bitch, isn't it Andy?


Quote II

"This morning's news might sound like the MSU of old; it was not," "It is not because an independent unbiased investigation is & continues to be conducted." Michigan State President Teresa K. Woodruff

John F. Kerry was heard to utter, "What's wrong with that? He was having sex with someone he loves. I do it all the time.


Quote III

“Speaker McCarthy agreed to certain spending levels in the debt limit deal he reached with President Biden earlier this year, The House then turned around and passed spending levels that were below that level. Without saying an opinion about that, that’s not going to be replicated in the Senate.” Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-China)

Quote IV

"It's just par for the course. They'll get it together at some point." John Ryan, a driver of an electric BMW

Quote V

“It's unconstitutional, so there's no way we can enforce that order. This ban does nothing to curb gun violence.” Bernalillo County Sheriff John Allen said during a news conference


Why is it that educators teachers don't believe in teachable moments? 6-year-old suspended over finger guns in Alabama

A number of parents aren’t big fans of toy guns. They think by removing these gun proxies from the home, their child won’t be violent. What they don’t get is that toys don’t make people violent and if a kid wants a gun proxy, they’ll find one, even if it’s just finger guns.

At schools, they’ve taken this basic concept to ridiculous extremes. Students have been punished over just the depiction of a gun on a t-shirt and, perhaps most famously, for a sort of gun-shaped Pop-Tart.

It would be easy to chalk that up to pure anti-gun sentiment in blue states, but what about Alabama?


Will these little cocksuckers be jailed indefinitely until they stand trial and sentenced to lengthy prison terms? Yes, I do make myself laugh at times.

On Monday, a group of leftist activists decided it was a good idea to stage a protest in Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s office on Capitol Hill.

In a video that was posted on social media, activists can be seen occupying McCarthy’s office in the Rayburn House Office Building, taking part in a protest that looks an awful lot like an “insurrection,” according to Democrats.


Is he tone deaf? No, he just wants to rub pain and misery in your face and he doesn't care.

Democrat President Joe Biden’s administration has gloated about forging a new deal with Saudi Arabia on the 22nd Anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.

The announcement is yet another major snub from the Biden admin to victims of the September 11, 2001 terror attacks, their families, and every other patriotic American.

On Monday, the Biden administration applauded Saudi Arabia for its involvement in a global infrastructure deal.

They want to push the American Public to the brink to see what they can get away with until we replace them.

Liars gotta lie. Fucking despicable piece of pond scum.

So MushHead said to no one in particular, let's hit the American people with another whammy.

A deal with Saudi Arabia.
A deal with Iran.
Kamala The Headhunter Harris at Ground Zero chuckling it up.

Looks like a perfect Trifecta of MushHead imaging he is a proctologist. And we the people are his practice patients.



I'm not Joe Biden, MushHead Extraordinaire. I probably would have pissed on it and instead of kissing John McCain's memorial. The funeral tour isn't quite over I guess.

President Joe Biden Kisses John McCain’s Memorial in Vietnam

McCain was heard rolling over in his grave with jealousy of the Biden Crime Syndicate.
The Keating 5 were mere amateurs.


About those Chinese Kung Flu pricks they want you receive. When will the FDA come out and say, "We were wrong?" Don't hold your breath. Not in our lifetime.

FDA to re-evaluate effectiveness of common nasal congestion ingredient

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) will convene a panel next week to re-evaluate the effectiveness of oral phenylephrine, a common ingredient found in numerous over-the-counter decongestants. The panel is slated meet Monday and Tuesday, just days after the FDA released a report claiming that phenylephrine likely doesn't work.

The panel will examine the potential benefits and drawbacks of phenylephrine and question medical advisers. The drug, which was first approved by the FDA in the 1970s, can be found in many varieties of anti-cold medications, including versions of Nyquil, Sudafed, Benadryl, Vicks and Mucinex.

These medications are currently classified as being "generally recognized as safe and effective," according to an FDA fact sheet. However, the FDA's recent report, released last Thursday, claimed that phenylephrine is unlikely to work in any dosages, putting that classification at high risk of being revoked.

So after finding the previous story I come upon this gem. Truth is still stranger than fiction.

The U.S. approved updated COVID-19 vaccines Monday, hoping to rev up protection against the latest coronavirus strains and blunt any surge this fall and winter.

The Food and Drug Administration decision opens the newest shots from Moderna and Pfizer and its partner BioNTech to most Americans even if they’ve never had a coronavirus vaccination. It’s part of a shift to treat fall updates of the COVID-19 vaccine much like getting a yearly flu shot.


Here is reason #237 one needs high capacity magazines for their firearms.

GRIZZLY END Horror as unsuspecting homeowner comes upon massive grizzly breaking into house – months after it fatally mauled a hiker

A GRIZZLY bear has been euthanized after breaking into a home, months after killing a hiker on a forest trail.

The bear, who is protected under the Endangered Species Act, was killed by officials following the break-in near West Yellowstone, Montana, near the Idaho border.


Once upon a time I spent a month in Miami. Let's just say it's not my kind of place. But for this poor old grandmother. It's here home, until it isn't.

Florida grandmother is ordered to tear down her Miami treehouse she has lived in for 17 YEARS after $40k of fines over 'unsafe' construction - despite the fact she claims her claustrophobia makes living indoors impossible

72-year-old Shawnee Chasser has decided to comply with Miami-Dade County and knock down her home

In eight years she has racked up $40,000 for 'unsafe' construction
She will build a new treehouse since she cannot live indoors due to claustrophobia and the need to hear the elements

I wonder if she has an emotional service animal reptile.


No trespassing!

WATCH: Orangutan Throws Possum From Top Of Huge Zoo Enclosure As Horrified Visitors Look On

Horrified? I think not. The visitors got their money's worth on that visit.


The ONT Musical Interlude & Non-Profit Organization Emporium


The ONT might not be as classy as Sunday's Book Thread, but we try. Recommended Rock N Roll memoirs.

Speaking of classy...............

On this day: September 11, 2006 - Classical Music
A study from the University of Leicester found that more than a quarter of classical music fans had tried cannabis. Researchers were trying to find out what people's taste in music revealed about their lifestyles. The UK study also revealed that blues buffs are the most likely to have received a driving penalty. Hip hop and dance music fans were more likely to have multiple sex partners and were among the biggest drug-takers surveyed. More than 2,500 people were interviewed for the study, which was published in the scientific journal Psychology of Music.

Only 81 days until Zappa Month...........


Identify as a Black Democratic man trapped inside a white woman's body And Thee Old Mushhead Regime should let you in lickity-split.

Mohammad Firoz is living in Kabul, but he says it’s not much of a life anymore.

He has effectively been on the run for two years, since the fall of the Afghan government and the U.S. military withdrawal stranded him in a sea of enemies. As a Western-oriented English speaker who spent 14 years assisting nongovernmental organizations and journalists during the U.S.-led war, he is a target for Taliban retaliation.

Being a friend of The USA and this is the way we treat him. *Spits*


Certainly not Modesty Winners. Genius Award Winners.

EasyJet couple caught on film bonking in plane toilet as passengers cheer mile high romp
WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. Passengers on an easyJet flight travelling from Luton to Ibiza got some racy inflight entertainment as a couple were exposed by a member of staff for bonking in the toilet

On the plus side. They are as nimble as pretzels.


I don't know about you. But, I needed a dose of this video. Tonight's Feel Good Story Video of The Day.


Weekly commenter stats for week of 9-10-2023

Top 10 commenters:
1 [651 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden' [91.38 posts/day]
2 [504 comments] 'Aetius451AD Work Laptop'
3 [499 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
4 [424 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus '
5 [416 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston'
6 [404 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
7 [379 comments] 'andycanuck (krqg6)'
8 [327 comments] 'Skip'
9 [264 comments] 'San Franpsycho'
10 [259 comments] 'Anna Puma'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [153 names] 'Miklos' [21.48 unique names/day]
2 [99 names] 'Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women!'
3 [80 names] 'Ciampino'
4 [66 names] 'Moron Analyst'
5 [54 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
6 [46 names] 'Duncanthrax'
7 [35 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
8 [31 names] 'They are belligerently ignorant'
9 [30 names] 'G'rump928(c)'
10 [29 names] 'andycanuck (krqg6)'


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