"Doctor" Jill Biden, Who Has a Doctorate In Numbers, Shapes, and Colors, Has Covid Despite Being More Filled with Vax Than Steven Colbert's Writing Room

"Winter of Death" alert.

Despite being vaccinated and twice boosted, First Lady Jill Biden tested positive Monday for COVID-19, the White House announced.

"This evening, the First Lady tested positive for COVID-19. She is currently experiencing only mild symptoms. She will remain at their home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware," the first lady's spokesperson Elizabeth Alexander said in a statement.

The White House said President Joe Biden so far has tested negative.

Oh what a fucking relief. I was so worried you guys!

Jill Biden is fully vaccinated, along with having two booster shots. This is her second time having COVID-19.

LOL.

Remember when Biden swore twenty times that if you got the vax, you couldn't catch covid?

Remember how people kept pointing out this wasn't true? That even his own CDC had to admit that vaccinated people could both catch and spread covid?

But he continued lying anyway?

With not a single "fact" check from the legacy media or social media?

I 'member.

In further sad news, Biden's Permanent Vacation plans are slightly affected by some work being done on the House That Chinese Money Bought.

Biden claims the Secret Service is making "security upgrades." What the Secret Service means is, child safety gates on all of the stairs.

Not for Joe Biden-- for his dates.

President Biden said Sunday during his visit to Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, that he was not on vacation and has no home to go to for the time being.

Biden approached reporters after leaving Mass at St. Edmond Roman Catholic Church and, unprompted, revealed his weekend trip was not for vacation purposes, according to The Associated Press. The president, who has two homes in Delaware, lives at the White House but spends most of his weekends in the First State.

"I have no home to go to," Biden told the reporters.

Well there is the presidential mansion called The White House. You could always stay in the luxurious mansion that America provides for its presidents, and its fake presidents as well.

The president said the U.S. Secret Service has been working on his longtime primary residence in Wilmington, Delaware, to make it more secure "in a good way." He has not spent a night in Wilmington in months.

"So I have no place to go when I come to Delaware, except here, right now," he said, referring to his home in Rehoboth Beach. "I'm only here for one day."

posted by Ace at 01:38 PM

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