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July 26, 2023

Important Announcement From Joe Biden: Joe Biden Cured Cancer As We Know It
UPDATE: WHITE HOUSE DEFACES TRANSCRIPT TO ERASE BIDEN'S DEMENTIA-ADDLED BOAST FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD

Weird, I've unfortunately known people who died of cancer in the past few years.

I guess they didn't know that Joe Biden cured cancer.

n remarks delivered in the East Room of the White House Tuesday, Joe Biden claimed that his administration has "ended cancer as we know it." The 80-year-old made the bizarre claim while announcing new policies designed to expand access to mental health care.
Biden said that he is often asked that if he could do anything at all, what would he do, and proceeded to list his four most important objectives.

"I said I'd cure cancer and they looked at me like, why can't you because no one thinks we can. That's why. And we can. We ended cancer as we know it," Biden said in muddled remarks.

BIDEN: "We ended cancer as we know it" 🧐 pic.twitter.com/oio44FEnVp
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 25, 2023

It's completely normal to have a president (sic) who hallucinates having cured cancer.

It's even more normal to have a Ruling Class Media which pretends all of this isn't happening.

Update: Don't believe your lying ears, Peons.

Your Benevolent Mind-Controllers of The Regime have again altered the past to make it more aligned with Future Happiness!

The official White House transcript changed Biden’s words to cover up his gaffe when he said “we ended cancer” pic.twitter.com/CJUodZ0Ld2
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 26, 2023

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I guess they didn't know that Joe Biden cured cancer. n remarks delivered in the East Room of the White House Tuesday, Joe Biden claimed that his administration has "ended cancer as we know it." The 80-year-old made the bizarre claim while announcing new policies designed to expand access to mental health care. Biden said that he is often asked that if he could do anything at all, what would he do, and proceeded to list his four most important objectives. "I said I'd cure cancer and they looked at me like, why can't you because no one thinks we can. That's why. And we can. We ended cancer as we know it," Biden said in muddled remarks. BIDEN: "We ended cancer as we know it" 🧐 pic.twitter.com/oio44FEnVp — RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 25, 2023 It's completely normal to have a president (sic) who hallucinates having cured cancer. It's even more normal to have a Ruling Class Media which pretends all of this isn't happening. Update: Don't believe your lying ears, Peons. 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Important Announcement From Joe Biden: Joe Biden Cured Cancer As We Know ItUPDATE: WHITE HOUSE DEFACES TRANSCRIPT TO ERASE BIDEN'S DEMENTIA-ADDLED BOAST FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD

Important Announcement From Joe Biden: Joe Biden Cured Cancer As We Know It
UPDATE: WHITE HOUSE DEFACES TRANSCRIPT TO ERASE BIDEN'S DEMENTIA-ADDLED BOAST FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD