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July 20, 2023

Biden Moves His Campaign Headquarters To... His Actual Home In Delaware

Why not just be more honest and move it to an adult care facility?

'Why not just be more honest and move it to an adult care facility?'

In a way, every adult care facility is a Democratic campaign facility.

Posted by: Democrat party voter outreach and harvesting team

Ah yes. Correct.

His excuse for campaigning from his literal basement this time is that he wants to stress how home and family oriented he is.

You misspelled "I need to have a bed and my private doctor within falling distance at all times."

President Joe Biden will make his longtime residence of Wilmington, Del., the headquarters of his 2024 campaign, he announced Tuesday.

"My family's values, my eternal optimism and my unwavering belief in the American middle class as our nation's backbone comes from my home -- from Delaware," Biden said in a statement. "That's why there is no better place for our reelection campaign to have its headquarters."

The Daily Caller notes that Biden's Puppeteers are making a lot of changes to protect the frail, corrupt, baby-nibbling man from falling and killing himself.

President Joe Biden has recently changed up his airplane staircase routine, forgoing the regular, larger steps for retractable, shorter ones.

The staircase change began earlier in 2023, with the president more frequently using the 14 steps at the back of the plane that are closer to the ground, Politico reported Wednesday. The apparent change coincides with the president slipping several times on the stairs and taking a massive tumble at the Air Force Academy ceremony.

The 80-year-old president has also made a "concession" to wearing sneakers for comfort, according to the outlet, and has skipped several late-night formal dinners during international trips.

Cancelling formal dinners with world leaders is a big red flag. The man cannot stay up past 6pm without the aid of dangerous levels of stimulants.

The president and his aides have defended the public's concerns about Biden's mental state and physical abilities throughout his administration. On the use of the lower Air Force One stairs, the White House said the choice of steps is based on a multitude of factors, including bad weather calls, according to Politico.

"There are a series of factors that go into the logistical decision-making on this, including weather, what kind of airport we're landing at and whether there is a formal greeting planned for the tarmac where we expect that press will want an official photo at the bottom of the tall stairs," an unnamed White House official told the outlet. "There's not one hard and fast rule -- it is a decision made on a variety of factors in a wide range of settings and circumstances."

Okay, so that's the Official Regime Lie. What is the non-Regime-Approved Truth?


Two anonymous Biden advisers said the shift to the smaller steps was an intentional decision for easier travel and to limit the possibility of missteps, Politico reported.

Bloomberg's Justin Sink asked White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in late June what was "going on" with Biden's staircase use and if the president has any "mobility problems."

"I don't have any decision process to walk through. I'm sure there's a protocol that's used for the -- for Air Force One. I just don't have one," Jean-Pierre responded.

On Biden's increased use of sneakers, one person close to the president told Politico that Biden used to "resist" wearing the comfort shoes out of concern about looking unpresidential, but that he has eased into wearing the shoes more often.

The White House revealed Biden uses a CPAP machine in his sleep to aid his sleep apnea condition after lines were spotted on the president's face.

Biden, as you probably know, has taken the more days of Basement Hiding -- I mean, "vacation" -- than any other man to hold the presidency.

The Republican National Committee is dutifully charting how many vacation days that President Biden has taken during his time in the White House. Here are the latest numbers:

"As of July 7, 2023, Biden has spent 352 days -- 39.2% of his presidency -- on vacation. Biden's vacation habit still outpaces virtually every other president in modern history," the committee said in a written report shared with Inside the Beltway.

The president's most recent stay in Delaware over the weekend marked Mr. Biden's 74th trip to Delaware since taking office -- his most frequent destination as president, the committee said.

And now he'll be campaigning from home as well.

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