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July 12, 2023

Saint Humphry's Day Cafe

Arlington Row, England
by @lensreflection

Some heathens call St. Humphry's Day "Humpday."

Guy kicks a car and causes a collision.

Arguing with a bloodhound.

Rock and dirt flow like water.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Building a giant dog-toy pit for Brodie the Doodle (and his brother).

Can I keep him?

Bloodhound doesn't want to drink from his bowl. He will only drink directly from the kitchen faucet -- LIKE A VIKING.

Emaciated, almost hairless, sightless stray husky collapses in homeowner's backyard. Tough to watch in the beginning, but they nurse "Jake" back to good health. And unlike the Jake on CNN, this one doesn't eat his own feces and then try to stick his nose up your craplocker.

Someone's not getting lucky on wedding night.

Jaguar drags a full-grown animal up a tree to eat it.

Riding the winds.

Riding a horse, through a lake.

Now this is how a True Gentleman ought to get around town.

Leaning too far back on a chair.

Snow patrol.

Not all heroes wear collars.

King of the mountain.

Joe Biden was a paleontologist back at the University of Delaware. True fact.

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— World Of History (@UmarBzv) July 12, 2023

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— Figen (@TheFigen_) July 12, 2023

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Tough to watch in the beginning, but they nurse "Jake" back to good health. And unlike the Jake on CNN, this one doesn't eat his own feces and then try to stick his nose up your craplocker. Someone's not getting lucky on wedding night. Jaguar drags a full-grown animal up a tree to eat it. Riding the winds. Riding a horse, through a lake. Now this is how a True Gentleman ought to get around town. Leaning too far back on a chair. Snow patrol. Not all heroes wear collars. King of the mountain. Joe Biden was a paleontologist back at the University of Delaware. True fact. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Sheila E. 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