Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/24/23)

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“Just when you think you’ve seen and heard everything - a naked driver causes multiple hit and run crashes, flees from law enforcement, resists arrest and then has to be dragged out naked from his car to be arrested,” Sheriff Rick Staly of Flagler County, FL

The Saturday Night Joke is below the fold........

I'm surprised this wasn't covered on ESPN.

Winner of European Sex Championships hits out at porn stars who left 'chaotic' event
The alleged winner of the European Sex Championships has spoken out about what happened during the competition, which she claims is in stark contrast to some horrific stories

Before cable ABC's Wide World of Sports would have boldly state, "The thrill of victory and the agony of STD's.

Now that's confidence, the Waffle House way.

‘Anytime we sat down to eat after that, my food was paid for’: Woman’s boyfriend asks for separate checks at Waffle House. It backfires
'I would pay a waitress to do this.'

The city of brotherly love also has a boob garden.

Philly artist Rose Luardo had an idea — a wonderful, squishy idea.

The intrigue: She took a bunch of breast plushies left over from another art show, packed them into her Honda Fit and drove to an empty lot on Washington Avenue.

There, she assembled them onto old busted-up chairs and a table from her late father's home. The breast is history!
What's happening: Philly responded perkily to Luardo's latest guerilla art installation. It's gone viral, inspiring puns, memes and philosophical debate about the meaning behind the mammary glands at the triangular lot once home to Capt. Jesse G's Crab Shack.

It is on the internet, it has to be true!

Possible ‘Bigfoot footprints’ measuring 16 inches found pressed into mud

Dad-of-two Chase Whaley said in the Bigfoot Believers Facebook group, which boasts more than 133,000 followers, that he believes he has evidence of the elusive beast in Pike County, Arkansas

Ozzy Man Reviews: Beer Deaths NSFW

If there is a will. There is a way.

Asking for a date: The Genius Award Winner way

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. (WTHR) – A woman in Indianapolis said she’s been the victim of an unusual robbery.

After working a late shift, the woman came home to a gunman who approached her, stole cash from her and forced her to send him a friend request on Facebook. Later, he tried to ask her out on a date.

Court records show Damien Boyce pointed out his Facebook profile to the victim and watched her add him, saying he would pay the money he stole back to her before leaving the scene on a bike.

The probable cause affidavit shows that same day, the two exchanged messages via Facebook.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:30 PM

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