Sunday Overnight Open Thread (6/18/23)

Quote I

"The current administration seems hell bent on getting those guns out of the hands of average Americans," Highwood Creek Outfitters' owner Tom Van Hoose

Quote II

“Due to the incident that took place in the overflow camping area last night, we regret to inform you that Day 2 of Beyond Wonderland at the Gorge has been canceled,” Beyond Wonderland

Quote III

“If you need food for your dog, you have to have a better plan than taping up a staple gun to look like a gun and trying to pull off a fake armed robbery,” St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney Wesley Bell

Sciencey science on The ONT..............

Just because you can be a jerk. Doesn't mean you have to be one.

A male passenger on a long-haul United Airlines flight took the company’s slogan of “fly the friendly skies” a bit too literally when he chose to pass away the time watching hardcore pornography on his smartphone in view of other passengers, including children who could have been exposed to the dirty videos.

Despite being asked to stop playing the sexually graphic content by a flight attendant, the unidentified passenger reportedly temporarily stopped and then resumed his enjoyment of the lewd material with the sound turned on, not even having the decency to put on a pair of headphones or earbuds to prevent the grunts and groans from being heard by others in the business class section.

Paul Joseph Watson takes a look at serious violence........

This Butt Light boycott remains serious.

Anheuser-Busch is opening up its wallet to help Bud Light distributors as the brand falls apart.

The once-popular light beer brand has been getting destroyed ever since an idiotic March Madness promo collaboration with Dylan Mulvaney.

Sales are down, A-B’s stock price is getting crushed and CEO Brendan Whitworth is planning a tour across America to save the brand.

Now, Anheuser-Busch is also writing checks to Bud Light distributors losing business, according to Beer Business Daily (via CNN).

Speaking of Bud Light and Transhauer Busch........

I hope this gent read last night's ONT and properly relieves himself before doing this.

Man who was told he should ‘never run’ becomes oldest Brit to do 100 marathons

The ONT's law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, S.C. made a cool $84,999.00. QDP got one free taco.

Taco Bell To Pay $85,500 In Settlement For Gift Card Violations

CALIFORNIA (LACDAO) – Taco Bell and its subsidiary have been ordered to pay $85,500 to settle a lawsuit that alleges the company denied customers from cashing out gift cards less than $10.

Born on this day: June 18, 1942 - Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney, The Beatles Wings, solo. The most successful rock composer of all time. McCartney first met John Lennon on July 6th 1957, who was impressed that Paul could tune a guitar. With The Beatles he scored 21 US No.1 & 17 UK No.1 singles plus McCartney has scored over 30 US & UK solo Top 40 hit singles. He has written and co-written 188 charted records, of which 91 reached the Top 10 and 33 made it to No.1 totalling 1,662 weeks on the chart. via thisdayinmusic.com

I don't believe God gets involved in sporting events and their outcomes. Maybe I'm wrong. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Following the Los Angeles Dodgers honoring a group of anti-Catholic “drag nuns” known as the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on Friday night, the team has come up short in the two games they have played against the San Francisco Giants. The decision to honor the drag queens, considered a hate group by the Catholic League, led to opposition campaigns, boycotting, and gatherings ahead of the game for prayer and procession. The entrance to the stadium was shut down by religious protestors on Vin Scully Avenue ahead of the game.

Some people don't like to fly because they do not have control. This is one of those situations featuring a Genius Award Winner.

Flight Canceled After Delta Air Lines Crew Member Arrested

A crew member on a Delta Air Lines flight was arrested in Edinburgh for reasons unknown, forcing the New York-bound flight to be canceled.


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