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May 16, 2023

Temperamental Tiger Cafe

Tuscany, or as those in-the-know know it,
"Tuscany, Italy"

ICYMI: little lambs have a cute little play-fight.

One cat is poised to bat the other cat when it shows its head. So the other cat slyly exits through the side-door.

I could do this but I don't feel like it.

I used to do this all the time until it got popular with the "sheeple."

I could do this too. No, I'm not going to prove it. I don't have to prove myself to the likes of you.

Obviously I can do this but I don't want to look like a girl.

I built one of these but I threw it out because it was dumb.

I'm going to do this this weekend, unless something cool comes up.

Lions enjou a little night-cap.

Baby looks on with love as mom sings.

Baby's working on his beer belly. "A big tool needs a big garage," he emailed me.

This a very considerate cat!

Little kid has to make four shots, including a lay-up, a free throw, a 3-pointer and a buzzer-beater from the midcourt line, to win $10,000.

This is why you don't serenade women.

A fish only seen near the nuclear power plant in Springfield (state unknown).

Remember, if you're working from home, your dog is working from home too, and he's got his own goals.

Jonah Goldberg wishes he was this raccoon.

This dog don't give an arf. Keep the sound off or be prepared for a rap that contains the n-word at the end.

Sound on. It's worth it.

“Did he just barking at me?!” 😂

Sound on pic.twitter.com/MGfypCcs1A
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 16, 2023

What the heck is this noise this dog makes?

Is he a demon? He may in fact be a demon.

Teotihuacan, Mexicopic.twitter.com/hv5aJNXZX9
— Figen (@TheFigen_) May 14, 2023

What a beautiful place.

Nepal Van Java
Indonesia werpic.twitter.com/8V6hSbiNBm
— Figen (@TheFigen_) May 16, 2023

I love you Tiger 💕

They deserve more evil!pic.twitter.com/F9utaZAVEj
— Figen (@TheFigen_) May 16, 2023

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I built one of these but I threw it out because it was dumb. I'm going to do this this weekend, unless something cool comes up. Lions enjou a little night-cap. Baby looks on with love as mom sings. Baby's working on his beer belly. "A big tool needs a big garage," he emailed me. This a very considerate cat! Little kid has to make four shots, including a lay-up, a free throw, a 3-pointer and a buzzer-beater from the midcourt line, to win $10,000. This is why you don't serenade women. A fish only seen near the nuclear power plant in Springfield (state unknown). Remember, if you're working from home, your dog is working from home too, and he's got his own goals. Jonah Goldberg wishes he was this raccoon. This dog don't give an arf. Keep the sound off or be prepared for a rap that contains the n-word at the end. Sound on. It's worth it. “Did he just barking at me?!” 😂 Sound on pic.twitter.com/MGfypCcs1A — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 16, 2023 What the heck is this noise this dog makes? Is he a demon? He may in fact be a demon. Teotihuacan, Mexicopic.twitter.com/hv5aJNXZX9 — Figen (@TheFigen_) May 14, 2023 What a beautiful place. 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