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April 28, 2023

The ONT's The Thing Wherein I'll Catch The Conscience Of The King

Greetings Horde! I've been accused of being in my own little world before, but this beats that by a mile.

It is Friday, my dudes

pic.twitter.com/8EBcsAClPa
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 29, 2023

Made it through another week.

Noodle!

Fido Friday: Adoption

Safety tip: Tannerite is an EXPLOSIVE

pic.twitter.com/eVGWAFrZNV
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 29, 2023

And don't think putting it in a fridge will help.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

I'd pretend to be mad, but inside I'd be LMAO

This is what a round from an AR-15 does to a ballistics dummy. We must ban these dangerous weapons of war

pic.twitter.com/uC2hsiBQr0
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 29, 2023

Taliban social media is lit

This is interesting

Right click and open in a new tab to read.

Farm tricks

pic.twitter.com/GeHGXnmsPU
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 29, 2023

Some of you asked to see Little's car after I mentioned it a while back

Mommy issues

I think I'm in love

pic.twitter.com/O9xJrQOXJs
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 29, 2023

Sadly true. The only solution is to lock it away from everybody

Acting on stage was fun, but I don't think I want to make a career of it. Too hard to get parts

pic.twitter.com/A0kbTvMJ9W
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 29, 2023

Seems legit

Oh no!

Feline Friday: Avoiding cat-astrophy

pic.twitter.com/ET3HuESwRG
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 29, 2023

Opening the ONT at 2 AM

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by summer in America:

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