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April 28, 2023

The ONT's The Thing Wherein I'll Catch The Conscience Of The King

Greetings Horde! I've been accused of being in my own little world before, but this beats that by a mile.


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It is Friday, my dudes


Made it through another week.

Noodle!

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Fido Friday: Adoption

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Safety tip: Tannerite is an EXPLOSIVE

And don't think putting it in a fridge will help.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

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I'd pretend to be mad, but inside I'd be LMAO

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This is what a round from an AR-15 does to a ballistics dummy. We must ban these dangerous weapons of war


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This is interesting

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Right click and open in a new tab to read.

Farm tricks


Some of you asked to see Little's car after I mentioned it a while back

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I think I'm in love


Sadly true. The only solution is to lock it away from everybody

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IQ

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Acting on stage was fun, but I don't think I want to make a career of it. Too hard to get parts


Seems legit

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Oh no!

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Feline Friday: Avoiding cat-astrophy


Opening the ONT at 2 AM

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by summer in America:

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