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April 27, 2023

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Megyn Kelly: Fox News has gone through the unaired video of Tucker's show, as he chatted with producers during commercial breaks, and found "dirt" so that they could leak it to the the New York Times.

They provide no context for this dirt. In one clip, Tucker wonders how he looks, and if "pre-menopausal women" watching him will think he looks okay. We don't know the context of this, we don't know if they were just talking about something and the topic turned to menopause.

The other big dirt they're dropping is that they caught him referring to a woman as...

...brace yourselves...

...this is serious, guys, prepare yourselves...

...because Tucker Carlson said, of a woman...

...a woman of the feminine gender...

...a woman who is no doubt some man's daughter...

...that she was...

...she was...

... (ladies please leave the blog)...

... (men feel free to leave the blog as well)..


He called her "Yummy."


A heterosexual man commented that a woman was "Yummy."

What, is he calling her a Chinese Spy-Whore or something?!?!

I don't know if I can go on. I'm gutted, absolutely gutted.

That's not offensive. Here's something offensive about a post-menopausal woman:

Mika Brzezinski has gone from snizz, to snuzz, to snooze.

(That was the gayest mention of "snizz" in history.)


This is the shit that Fox News -- Irena Briganti, Megyn Kelly avers -- is now leaking to the New York Times so that he can't compete with her.

She also notes Fox News' ratings are cratering.

Fox News is feeling the effects of life without Tucker Carlson.

"Fox News Tonight" -- the program temporarily filling the slot long occupied by Carlson -- pulled in 1.7 million viewers with "Fox & Friends" host Brian Kilmeade, according to Nielsen data.

The number is 47% below what "Tucker Carlson Tonight" delivered in the 8 p.m. Eastern hour a week earlier on April 16. Carlson averaged 3.2 million viewers in the first quarter of 2023.


"Fox News Tonight" managed to top cable news competitors CNN and MSNBC in total audience. But the channel, typically a ratings powerhouse, suffered a rare loss in the hour among the advertiser-coveted demographic of viewers age 25 to 54.

CNN's Anderson Cooper won the hour in the demo with 163,000 viewers, with MSNBC's "All in With Chris Hayes" close behind at 162,000. Kilmeade scored 149,000 in the category. The ratings indicate Kilmeade won't be giving up the morning shift anytime soon.

Kelly points out that the 8pm show's ratings fell from the 7pm show's level, which of course never happens.

She and Melissa Francis also agree that Fox has a tactic of attempting to "bait you into a breach" by flooding the media with derogatory leaks that obviously come from Fox, in hopes that you'll say something publicly that violates your non-disparagement clause and so they can say, "We don't have to pay out your contract now."

F*** this vicious pigsty of a network. F*** them all.

Bankrupt them.

That's a really good podcast by Kelly, by the way. She's dealt with this exact same Defamation Crew at Fox -- and Irena Briganti in particular -- and rips on them for salting the earth under the feet of every employee they fire, just so he or she can never bring their audience to another venue to compete with them. She's fighting mad. She's a real spicy little meatball.

The Diplomat:

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Kamala Harris says K-Pop bands and Squid Games are "examples of cultural ties and the intertwined history between" the U.S. and South Korea

Posted by: weft cut-loop

We're conjoined twins and share a vagina -- but only one of us has a boyfriend.

That's awkward, no getting around that. I don't even like it if someone puts their hands into a bag of my chips.

Speaking of getting around that, if the other one gets a boyfriend, does he use, you know, the other way? I'm not a Scientist, I just have a curious and searching spirit. Like Kamala Harris.

Thanks to Robert.

Don LeMon always thought that being black and gay was his get out of jail free card for every crime at CNN, which was almost, very nearly true, but not entirely.

"Don was given every indication when he made the fake a** apology for his disgusting comments and, still, no one wanted anything to do with him," a source told the Daily Mail. "No one owes him anything. He should have had the decency to not be a misogynistic, sexist POS."

"Don truly believed he was going to always get a get out of jail free card because he is black and gay, which worked to his advantage until it couldn't," the insider said.

A former Gitmo terrorist is claiming he remembers Ron DeSantis from 2006 when he was just a nondescript junior JAG officer that no one would have any reason to remember, and this Terrorist says that based on his recollections, Ron DeSantis is unfit to be president.

And the press... just... loves repeating literal Terrorist Talking Points.

Weird, it doesn't look like Ron DeSantis is being pre-informed of what questions the press is going to ask! Seems like they're keeping questions for DeSantis hidden until it's time to spring the gotchas on him!

Virginia Democrats caught on hot mic, complaining bitterly of "this parental crap."


Minnesota Democrats have given up -- for the moment -- their effort to make pedophilia into a legally-protected sexual orientation.

They're only dropping this effort -- pausing it, actually -- because of backlash.

Gee, you're trying to turn Pedophiles into a specially protected Affirmative Action group? And you got backlash?

You want an insurrection? Because this is how you get an insurrection.

Whether the language comes back or not, it is clear is that the pressure is on and the Chief Author of the bill is feeling the heat and the Republicans in the Minnesota House, who apparently hadn't noted the change to the definition of "sexual orientation" to remove the exclusion for pedophilia, have grown a backbone.

First a reminder of what State Rep. Leigh Finke is trying to do. I described the bill in this post, so I will summarize the effort quickly.

The changes to the Minnesota Human Rights bill would redefine gender and strike a provision that specifically excluded attraction to minors as a sexual orientation, implicitly making pedophiles a protected class. Finke is claiming that was not the intent, but it is in both the bill and the bill description provided by Minnesota House Research.

The bill explicitly strikes the provision in current law that states: "Sexual orientation" does not include a physical or sexual attachment to children by adults." This, in plain language, means that if this amendment to the law passes then "Sexual orientation" may include a physical or sexual attachment to children by adults.

Pretty obvious, right? Not hard to see the intent, and the bill description by House Research makes it clear: "sections removed that allow for discrimination based on sexual orientation." This means pedophilia will now be considered a sexual orientation that is protected.

They'll be back. This is their Holy Grail. They will never not be trying to legalize pedophilia, or, as they prefer to call it: "Giving children the freedom to choose their sex partners."

And don't think that this is "the Last Taboo," either. Once they legalize sex with children, they'll start trying to make other squalid evils acceptable too.

This will not be the last taboo they normalize; it will merely be the next taboo. Their evil minds will conjure evils unimaginable soon after.

Don't think they will?

Did you ever think we'd really be here debating whether or not pedophiles should be a special protected and celebrated class?

Rando Guy: "I would like a meeting with the President."

Admin Official: "Are you married?"

Rando Guy: "What? Yes. Why?"

Admin Official: "She'll need to bang Hunter first."

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