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Quick HitsThe UN okays sex with minors. International legal "experts" -- backed by the United Nations -- have released a report stating sex with minors is perfectly acceptable. Pedophiles always couch their "reforms" as undertaken for the benefit of children -- we wouldn't want to take away their Right to Choose (to Have Sex with an Adult Pedophile), now would we ? I mean, that would be Just Like Nazi Germany! Always remember your leftist doublethink motto: This Isn't Happening, and also, It's Good That This Is Happening. Speaking of: The New York Times claims that conservatives started the culture war over trans "women" in women's sports.. by reacting to the left pushing trans "women" in women's sports. You see? It was conservatives who "started" this controversy, by reacting to the left's going all-in on trans "inclusivity" and "visiblity." We started this by... moving second. For decades I have been struck by the magic act that the Left gets away with. They push for some outrageous and unpopular goal with 100% of their resources, and when the opposition mobilizes it gets tarred as starting a "culture war." The left is fond of blaming everything on the right -- including blaming people who impose experimental "gender affirming" surgery on children for one of their brainwashed lunatics murdering three children (and three adults). How does that song go, the one that Garrett loves so much...? Oh, right: "Look what you made me do." This is such blatantly false propaganda that even the starting catcher for the Groucher Women's Softball Team, chunky-thighed Jonah Goldberg, realizes he can't defend his leftwing allies and donors on this one: Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch Note that the busty Jonah Goldberg blames conservative for "overreacting" to the push to ban gas stoves. Repeat after your tyrant thought leaders: This isn't happening, and also, it's Good that this is happening. Brandon's Business Partners think they own the place. And as long as Brandon's in office, they do. US authorities arrested two men Monday for allegedly setting up a Chinese "police station" in New York and charged dozens of Chinese security officials over a campaign to monitor and harass US-based dissidents. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need, one might say. I stress that these are strictly-necessary services and that the state has a monopoly on them to underscore how absolutely tyrannical it is for California to begin coercing people to pay huge sums for literally life-sustaining goods like water. The state of California is implementing full Marxism before our very eyes under the guise of "equity." And so now there can be no possible doubt if there ever was for anyone: instituting Communism has been what "equity" initiatives have been about all along. Now three of its most powerful utility companies are saying that they're going to charge based not on how much of their product was used, but on how much money the user makes.
But over 30 people were shot in Chicago last weekend. Oh, and teens who were shot... were murdered. A violent weekend in Chicago left several people dead as shootings, vandalism and rioting raged, according to local media reports. The Biden Administration is releasing all illegal aliens captured, claiming it doesn't have the space to detain them. So they get released to "hide in the shadows" of America, forever. House Republicans will introduce a bill reviving Trump's policies, and make it the law that if the government doesn't have the "resources" to detain the few illegal aliens it captures, it must deport them.
Republicans on the House Judiciary panel are set to unveil border legislation that includes codifying controversial Trump-era policies. The Democrats will of course block any attempt to deport The Voters of the Future (and also, the Present!). Meanwhile, the illegals Biden is setting free in this country are unvaccinated against tuberculosis and polio. So diseases we successfully eradicated may soon start spreading. So say the New York City Health Commissioner. Approximately 50 percent of illegal immigrants coming into New York City are not vaccinated against the contagious and potentially deadly poliovirus. Biden persecutes Americans for not being vaxxed, but if you're an illegal, you can do whatever the f*** you wanna do.
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