Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/18/23)

We can still celebrate St. Patrick's Day amirite?

This video is funny but.....NSFW

Why is this guy on the payroll thanks to taxpayers?

Florida professor aiming to spend 100 days in undersea habitat
March 16 (UPI) -- A University of South Florida professor has spent the past 16 days in a structure located 22 feet under the sea -- and he is planning to remain until he hits a total of 100 days.

Joe Dituri, an associate professor at the University of South Florida, is living in an underwater hotel dubbed the Jules Undersea Lodge, located 22 feet below the surface in a Key Largo lagoon.

I have no issue with battery operated tools. I own several. And this gadget looks pretty cool. It might be nice at the off grid cabin.

This 20-Pound Portable Microwave Can Heat 11 Meals In Between Charges
The 20-pound cordless microwave can heat 11 cold meals or 20 drinks before it needs a fresh pair of batteries.

A tribute to CBD, Joe Mannix and all the other moron monkeys. If this doesn't make you laugh your ass off there is something seriously wrong with you . - Sock Monkey

If you like soft-serve "ice cream" and cinnamon. This might be the treat for you.

DAIRY Queen has made a menu change and the new sweet treat will make customers happy.

DQ rolled out its brand new churro-flavored cone but it's being served at select locations nationwide.

You folks know me, I'm a giver. The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM

Pints from 67p in world's cheapest places for beer - with five places under a quid
Best places for cheap beer around the world where you can get pints under £1 and heaps of sunshine including the likes of Colombia and other holiday hotspots

On this day in music, March 18, 2017, rock and roll pioneer Chuck Berry died at the age of 90. Born Charles Edward Anderson Berry in St. Louis, MO, Berry forged a distinctive style that married rhythm and blues with country music. Between 1955 and 1964, he racked up 22 hits on the US R&B chart including the No.1s “Maybellene,” “School Day,” and “Sweet Little Sixteen.” Berry’s best-selling single was 1972’s “My Ding-A-Ling,” which topped both the Hot 100 and the UK singles chart. via thisdayinmusic.com

Born on this day:18 Mar 1941
American singer and songwriter Wilson Pickett, who recorded over 50 songs which made the US R&B charts, many of which crossed over to the Billboard Hot 100. Among his best-known hits are 'In the Midnight Hour' (which he co-wrote), 'Land of 1,000 Dances', 'Mustang Sally', and 'Funky Broadway'. Pickett died of a heart attack on 19 Jan 2006 aged 64. via thisdayinmusic.com

Perhaps he needs to stick to Kias. Genius Award Winner.

A trespasser who tried to break into several helicopters crashed while trying to fly off on one of them.

The thief made his way into Sacramento Executive Airport between 4am and 6am on Wednesday and tried to start four choppers on the tarmac, police said.

Then the individual managed to get one of the helicopters started – but wound up crashing.

The thief fled the scene.

Had he been taken away in a body bag he would have made Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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