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Saturday Evening Movie Thread - King of Kong (2007) [moviegique] | Main | Daily Tech News 12 February 2023
February 11, 2023

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/11/23)

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The Saturday Night Joke

The Greeks Vs The Irish


Over a double Latte, the Greek mentions "We built the Parthenon you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo."


"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter solstices."


"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to mathematics."


"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."


Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"


"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved."


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Attention getter.


So how was your day at work?


If you are going to fvck up. Fvck up Big Time!


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Born on this day February 1, 1939 - Gerry Goffin
Gerry Goffin, American songwriter of over 20 US hits with his then wife Carol King, including The Shirelles 'Will You Love Me Tomorrow', The Drifters 'Up On The Roof', The Chiffons, 'One Fine Day', Herman's Hermits, 'I'm Into Something Good'. Goffin died on 19th June 2014 at the age of 75 in Los Angeles. After he and King divorced, Goffin wrote with other composers, including Barry Goldberg and Michael Masser, with whom he wrote 'Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)' and 'Saving All My Love for You', also No.1 hits. During his career Goffin wrote over 114 Billboard Hot 100 hits, including eight chart-toppers, and 72 UK hits.via thisdayinmusic.com

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The problem with our educators today, no creativity drive. And. Genius Award Winner.

Michigan teacher plants bomb threat note to get day off, police say


HAZEL PARK, MI – A Michigan teacher is facing charges after allegedly planting a bomb threat note in his classroom to get a day off, police said.

The note was found on Thursday, Feb. 2, in the Hazel Park Junior High School classroom of Paul Jacobs, 40, of Livonia, WXYZ Detroit reports. It said the school would be blown up the next day.HAZEL PARK, MI – A Michigan teacher is facing charges after allegedly planting a bomb threat note in his classroom to get a day off, police said.

The note was found on Thursday, Feb. 2, in the Hazel Park Junior High School classroom of Paul Jacobs, 40, of Livonia, WXYZ Detroit reports. It said the school would be blown up the next day.

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