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February 03, 2023


Good evening Horde! Welcome to the weekend! In case you missed it, tensions are high between North and South Dakota.


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Fido Friday: Mock the hooman

Wholesome content


Ireland and Russia are getting sporty too


Coming attractions

Today's challenge. Read the reply one sentence at a time. After each sentence, pause and see if you can predict what the next one will be.

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Reddit is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.



If you're going to get lucky, make sure you have the appropriate supplies on hand

It's not just a nap, it's an adventure!

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Musical Interlude

No, you didn't just see that. Here, cleanse your palate. Enjoy a frog in the rain.

The Jackson curse


Didn't think that one through


Why don't you take the elevator?

Uh, no thanks, I'll take the stairs

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The stairs

Re: Last night's ONT. Maybe the Three Gorges Dam will stay up and China will fall down.

In case you ever wondered what the woke left means when they say “white supremacy”, here's a tutorial. It doesn't mean white supremacy at all. From The National Museum of African American History and Culture. Your tax dollars at work.

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Liberal cow

Guide to alcohol


Notice where Val-u-Rite (vodka in a plastic jug) is.

Moron author R.M. Huffman is at it again



Nailed it

We're from the government, we're here to help


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by modded rides:


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