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January 18, 2023

Karine Jean-Pierre: When I Lied to You on Monday, I Was Providing You With the Most Recently Updated Lies I Had Available

Dumb people shouldn't lie; they don't have the cunning for it.

Lazy people shouldn't lie; they have the discipline for it.

Conclusion: Karine Jean-Pierre shouldn't lie.

But she does. Constantly.

Karine Jean-Pierre always resorts to saying that Biden "has been very clear" on everything, including all the times he lies or confabulates, like when he claims he was raised in Puerto Rican household or was an All-American Flankerback.

Now she's claiming his mood has been very clear.

On the plus side, this at least doesn't count as a lie per se, because gibberish cannot be a lie.

Sometimes Karine Jean-Pierre must compliment herself for being "very clear."

She's about to re-emphasize: She has been very clear about these lies she is telling.

Any question that cannot be answered by "I've been very clear" should be answered by "That should be directed to the Department of Justice" and/or "That should be directed to the White House Counsel's office."

Townhall highlighted this: Karine Jean-Pierre is in such a need for a deflection that she... pivoted to the Biden Economy as "good news."


REPORTER: "Why shouldn't American be upset about documents found in a garage?"

KJP: "That's for the American people to decide...they also care about the economy..."

When she'd rather talk about the economy after Biden is responsible for crushing everyone with inflation, you know the scandal is getting worse. Of course, when she talks about gas prices going down, she doesn’t mention how high they went up under Joe Biden or that gas is still higher than when he started his term.

Even former SNL Unfunnywoman Leslie Jones is dunking on Biden on Non-Comedy Central. It's... almost worth the click. Eh, I'll be charitable and say it's worth it. A lot of foul language though. You can say sh*t on Non-Comedy Central now, I guess.

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