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Shock: Madison Cornbread Accused of Lying Again
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January 08, 2023
First-World Problems...
See it folks? That is Dildo's famous black thumb at work!
Well, to be fair, it is January, and we had a few days of single-digit temperatures, and that's what killed the Rosemary. But since I need some for a dish I am making, this is particularly galling.
Interestingly, the leaves are still fragrant and soft, so I am tempted to try them and see if they do the job!
Does anyone have any experience with that?
As for my gardening expertise, I have the rare ability to kill pretty much anything in a pot or in the ground. Even supposedly hearty plants are no match for my plant-killing talents!
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You're A Better Man Than I Am, ONT
It Came From the Nineties Cafe
Shock: Madison Cornbread Accused of Lying Again
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Update: Elon Musk At Border
Two Years After A Mass Worldwide Government-Mandated Injection Campaign, Scientists Are Finally Trying to Figure Out Just What We Actually Put Into Our Genetic Code
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Thread before the Gardening Thread, Sept. 30: Compare and Contrast
Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
Daily Tech News 30 September 2023
You're A Better Man Than I Am, ONT
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Shock: Madison Cornbread Accused of Lying Again
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