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January 04, 2023

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (1/4/23) H/T Edition

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Attached is a pic taken from my front porch last Sunday. I think it is a
mirage of the Rocky Mountains, normally below the horizon here. Could be just a cloud formation, not sure. Nice sunset, anyway. - Alberta Oil Peon


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(Photo H/T AKA Average Guy)


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Creeper thought we should learn about our neighbors to the north.


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I took the attached photo from my front door on our last clear, but cold, day. Enjoy the new year and, buy ammo, - Winston GOPe


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A good question presented by Slapweasel..........."Who do you suppose would be more angry? ..... John Deere fans or Harley Davidson fans?"

I think it would be an awesome piece of machinery to own.........

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Looks like commenter JT has been to the lumber yard recently..........

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Good stuff submitted by Isophorone Blog


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Variety Emporium



(H/T Blake)


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All of the following selections were submitted to us by Bif Bewalski:



shitty movie, but the party would've been fun, music, food. i grew up around this.


Little kid stealing the street busker's Cubana show.


Belarus babushka jamming the blues.


Ukulele 'in the dark' for the 'rons.


repayment for the horrid accent.


Sacre bleu! this one is even better than the original! i mean the guitar, ya gutter snipes!


back to the acoustic even if it's tied to an amp.


speaking of an acoustic nightmare...
why you really like the bag pipe. and here's my claud rains shock face, too.


What you tell everyone why you like the bag pipe.

Meh, you're Morons. this is why you like the bag pipe.


Aaaaaaand, back around to Elvis, the drunken chapter.


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They come in all ages, sizes & genders: Genius Award Winner.

THIS is the shocking moment a young boy hurled the bags off a luggage carousel in an airport rampage before a hero worker stepped in to help his frazzled mum.

Footage showed the youngster leaping onto the conveyer belt and running around - despite his exasperated mum yelling at him to get down.


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Love finds a way. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Twenty-four years after becoming a nun, it was a brief touch of the sleeve of a monk in the parlour of the convent in Preston, Lancashire, that changed everything for Sister Mary Elizabeth.

The prioress of the order had taken her to meet the friar Robert, who was visiting from a priory in Oxford, to see if he wanted anything to eat. But Sister Mary Elizabeth's superior was called away to take a phone call, so the two were left alone.

"It was our first time in a room together. We sat at a table as he ate, and the prioress didn't come back so I had to let him out."

Sister Mary Elizabeth had lived a devout, austere and mostly silent life as a nun, spending most of her days in her "cell". As she let Robert out of the door, she brushed his sleeve and says she felt something of a jolt.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the charming Mr. & Mrs. Hadrian the Seventh. (Photo H/T Hadrian the Seventh)

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Tonight's ONT does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Ace, staff, advertisers or the Dynamic Dental Insurance Co.

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