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December 30, 2022

Is This Something?

Chucky + Orphan + The Bad Seed.

Screenwriter Guy: "So you know what the Uncanny Valley is? Well I think we should turn the Uncanny Valley into a movie."

That's one of those trailers where you get the whole gist and don't need to see the movie.

Robot child, meet robot wife in Wifelike.

And might as well go live in a robot house in Margaux. It's a haunted house, except it's technological.

Creed III is just Rocky III except now the hero and villain have beef going back to their childhoods. Looks like Creed and this version of Clubber Lang did a crime together, but Clubber Lang took the fall and went to jail for 18 years. And now he wants to destroy Creed, but first, he pretends to be a friend just looking for a helping hand.

New Guy Ritchie movie with Jason Statham and Aubrey Plaza.

A remake of... House Party? Content warning for blasphemy.

I didn't really see the original, but this doesn't look like a true remake -- I don't think the original involved taking over a mega-celebrities' home, did it? -- but more of just a movie about a house party, so they bought the rights to use the name and had the Kid and Play make cameos. The one thing I really recognize is the slap-foot dance move.

I wonder if they'll do The Battle.

Again, I didn't actually see this movie. But I've had friends that loved it and have picked up some it through osmosis.

The remake (which isn't a remake, exactly) is produced by LeBron James so he's making money off of it, so, I'd say it's Not Something.

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