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Quick HitsSenate passes bill banning TikTok on government devices. That's good; it's spyware for the Chinese communist party. TikTok will, however, be permitted to continue warping the minds of America's girls.
Age is nothing but a bleepin' number, according to President Biden. So much energy. He works five hours a day, four days a week. What a fireball. Speaking of the morally and physically decrepit, elderly spinster TikTok gossip columnist Taylor Lorenz, who was born into privilege few even dream of and attended an elite Swiss boarding school, says "Bring me the peanut butter, because I'm bringin' nothin' but jelly" and attacks Bari Weiss. She's mad that Bari Weiss is getting attention for her Substack journalistm startup, and whines that it was easy for Weiss, because Weiss was allegedly born rich. CandidReflection I don't know anything about Bari Weiss, but I know it's insane for this lunatic old bat Taylor Lorenz to attempt to Wealth Shame anyone. This just in: Not only did Taylor Lorenz attend a boarding school in Switzerland, which is preposterous enough, but she attended a boarding school... in the Swiss Alps?!?! To be fair, I guess most of the country is Alps, so, lot of wiggle room in that claim. Lorenz is now claiming she went to public school her whole life, and that she never exploited Kellyanne Conway's teenage daughter for clicks. People are confronting her with evidence that those are more Elderly Lies, but she has everyone in the world blocked so she doesn't see that. A mother of a child victim of r4pe sues a Soros-backed prosecutor for letting the criminal walk. She alleges that by botching the case so badly that the r4pist is now not only free, but not required to register with a sex offender database, her child is endangered and emotionally traumatized. Amber Reel in November filed the federal lawsuit on behalf of her son after Fairfax County commonwealth's attorney Steve Descano (D.) let the rapist walk. Court filings show Descano was months late in sharing necessary evidence before a September trial, dooming the case and forcing his office to enter into a lesser plea deal with the rapist the same month. Ronnie Reel, who was released on time served, had faced life in prison for forcibly sodomizing the minor. Reel is the victim's uncle. This feels like more than an "oopsie."
It's a Feel Good Story for the Ages. As I am sure you have realized, language is a weapon for the Left, not a tool intended to help people communicate. As a weapon it is extremely useful, since most people still believe in reality. Similarly, "conservative" now includes people of the left and declared socialists like Matt Taibbi, Bari Weiss, and Glenn Greenwald, who simply refuse to carry the water for the shitlib media establishment any longer. A bunch of shitlib media organizations are choosing their words of the year, so Don Surber decided he'd decide the real word of the year, and I think he nailed it: The word of the year for 2022 is "groomer." Groomer is the word of the year because it serves as the dividing line between the sane who live in this country and the insane people who run its government.
Apparently these jokes in the style of Jerry Seinfeld were written by an AI chatbot called GPT-3. They're not funny, and are barely jokes, but... you know, it's AI, and it is getting very close. I don't know who's reading it aloud. If that's also some kind of AI "Jerry Seinfeld Deepfake Voice Modulator," then, wow.
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