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Quick HitsAbortion-crazed maniac Jessica Valenti -- wait, have I stepped into a time-machine back to 2005 when Jessica Valenti was "blog relevant"? -- is aghast to see diapers locked up behind plexiglass at her local drug store.
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Jessica Valenti What a sad smelly c*nt. When she's told the diapers have to be locked up now because the politicians she votes for have legalized theft and this is the only way to keep diapers from being mass-stolen by thieves, she just answers that the store should let the diapers be stolen then. And just, I guess, order such a tremendous supply that thieves can never out-steal the store's supply of diapers, thus keeping diapers available for actual customers.
Jessica Valenti Hey Jessica, you're a useless twat who's paid to just exist. How about you take responsibility for this new Free Diapers for Thieves program you've created on a whim on Twitter, instead of just demanding that other people carry out your Virtuous Dream-Noodling for you? How about you actually contribute for once in your useless life? By the way, Megan McArdle informed Jessica that in fact, diapers were one of the top targets for shoplifters, given that they're always in demand and easily resold. Jessica Valenti ignored that, preferring to insist that the only people who steal diapers are those who need them for the baby they're carrying on their hip. The idea that thieves steal things they personally don't want or need to sell them to fences for pennies on the dollar is just a concept that eludes our, ahem, "Cognitive Elite."
President Joe Biden invited drag queen Marti G. Cummings to attend the signing of the Respect for Marriage Act at the White House. Content warning/nudity for this video that Marti Cummings proudly posted. Update in the Idaho murders: An "army of analysts" are combing through "hours and hours" of videotapes submitted showing the environs of the house on the night of the murder, searching for clues. Police say they want to talk to the owner of a 2011-2013 white Hyundai Elantra seen in the area around the time of the murders. They also used scenes from the premiere of a Harry Potter film, which Harry attended, before he met this gritty grifter, to show the media having any interest in Harry. They just didn't have any real footage of the media mobbing the no-power couple. They're complaining that the media just won't stop hounding them, but the real complaint is: The media refuses to start hounding us! Please make the media hound us!
From NBC "News," discussing how rage-filled leftwing Twitter addicts are dealing with Twitter not censoring all of their enemies for them. TL;DR version: Not well.
"I'm just coming up with coping mechanisms for how I can still use this thing," said Alex Vindman, the former Army lieutenant colonel and National Security Council official who was at the center of former President Donald Trump's first impeachment. What would you call her? She seems to have no job except shrieking on Twitter. I think she would have objected to being called a "femcel Twitter obsessive." Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist She's a man, baby. Actually, she's a manbaby. This fat little turnip was having a normal one: Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman The whole left melted down because Musk said his pronouns were Prosecute/Fauci. They didn't just melt down because their Gnomic God Fauci had been insulted, but because Musk was daring to spoof the idea of Designer Pronouns. Here's Michigan's Attorney General, for example: Dana Nessel @dananessel Well, it turns out if you're a fat little leftwing turnip like Lieutenant Bearclaw, you're allowed to joke about pronouns. You're also allowed to call for your Deep State pals to prosecute private citizens because you're in a twitter beef with them. Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman Red Steeze caught "real Journalist" Matt Binder saying that the Twitter Files revelations about shadowbanning were a big nothingburger, because we already knew all about that. Except that a few years ago, he explicitly denied twitter shadowbanned conservatives. His new spin seems to be that he always knew Twitter shadowbanned people, and that he only meant to deny Twitter shadowbanned them for being conservative per se. Sure, pull the other one. It has testicles. This is the Democrat weatherman who was just elected to Congress. He's the one who just told people that if their positions conflict with what leftist politicians have affixed "The Science (TM)" trademark on, then you don't have an opinion, you're just wrong.
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