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November 18, 2022

And In The End, The ONT You Take Is Equal To The ONT You Make

Friday night! Everyone here is a little under the weather, so we're going to settle in with a nice hot mug o' memes.

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Eye see what you did there or “We are the Borg”. Couldn't decide which title to use


These are Mein Kampfy slippers

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The power of social media. Gotta love the guy who called in and said “Send them 4 gravy boats full of peas on me”

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Fido Friday: Nap time!


Be careful where you stand officers

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I wonder if this would work? Like sending a wedding invite to a rich guy in hopes his secretary will just send a gift

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Solution worse than the problem


A friend showed me a picture of her Christmas tree this week

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The old switcheroo

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Never sever a load-bearing ribbon


This year's plow crop is in

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The stupid

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What the heck? I mean, what the ever-loving heck? Hips don't work that way!


The new Quantum Leap

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Has anyone watched the new one? Is it any good?

Perfect response

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Some poo came out


The part about the logo is true, and disgraceful

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My heart breaks so hard for these abused kids

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English lesson

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the two-party system:

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