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November 13, 2022

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (11/13/22) Hopefully Enough Content Edition

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"Seven figures," she said. "That is something I'm proud of. Especially since I'm a woman in college sports. There are no professional leagues for most women's sports after college." Oliva Dunne


Stanford women’s basketball coach Tara VanDerveer appears to be a bitter old hag, just my thoughts.


Quote II
“With age comes wisdom, and she’s pretty young. That’s my nice way of saying that she’s not very smart." Jesse Watters


Quote III

“I condemn this act of hate in the strongest possible terms, and the state of Illinois will make all needed resources available to help catch the perpetrators.” Illinois Gov. J.B Pritzker


Urban blacks killing urban blacks is OK.


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The Comments of The Week

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Don't you just hate career politicians threatening businessmen? Senator Ed Markey is a limp wristed blow hard who doesn't believe in captitalism.

Senator Ed Markey (D-MA) told Elon Musk, “Fix your companies. Or Congress will,” after Musk snarkily replied to the senator’s concerns about fake verified accounts on Twitter, and suggested Markey’s real account “sounds like a parody.”

On Friday, Markey sent out a tweet containing a link to a letter he wrote to Musk, criticizing the new $7.99 per month Blue with verification subscription. The letter cites a report from the Washington Post that details how a reporter was able to easily create a fake verified account impersonating Markey and calls on Musk to address the issue. “Twitter must explain how this happened and how to prevent it from happening again,” Markey writes.

You want to fix companies, keep Zuckerberg and his ilk out of elections you dick swizzling commie.

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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

Avoid Using Blue Mailboxes During the Holidays, USPS Warns
They're convenient, but may not be the safest way to send holiday mail.


Whether you’re sending holiday cards or gifts, or just mailing your monthly rent check, you may want to avoid using those large, blue collection boxes—at least for the next few months, United States Postal Service (USPS) officials have advised.

Not only have reports of mail fraud and theft been on the rise year-round, the crimes tend to peak during the holiday season—and those blue mailboxes are becoming more frequent targets. Here’s what to know.


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And this mini-van is just right.


Bear has to eat, and if it means breaking into a minivan, so be it.

One mama bear in upstate New York proved that to be true by raiding a vehicle for food in front of her four cubs. Yes, she had plenty of mouths to feed.

And giving birth four times shows the mama bear is healthy — and therefore, has a healthy appetite herself.


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When I was a kid, we had sticks. National Toy Hall of Fame newest inductees named.

Nov. 11 (UPI) -- The Strong National Museum of Play in New York announced the 2022 inductees into the National Toy Hall of Fame are Masters of the Universe, Lite-Brite and the top.

Rumor has it in the AoSHQ Cafeteria CBD was instrumental in the Easy Bake Oven being inducted in 2016.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Snack Shop Emporium



Born on this day: November 13, 1949 - Terry Reid
Terry Reid, UK singer, member of Peter Jay's Jaywalkers. Reid turned down the job as lead singer with Led Zeppelin. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: November 13, 2016 - Leon Russell
Leon Russell died in Nashville, he was 74. He led Joe Cocker’s band Mad Dogs & Englishmen, and appeared at George Harrison’s 1971 Concert for Bangladesh. Many of his songs became hits for others, among them 'Superstar' (written with Bonnie Bramlett) for the Carpenters, 'Delta Lady' for Joe Cocker and 'This Masquerade' for George Benson. More than 100 acts have recorded 'A Song for You,' which Russell said he wrote in 10 minutes. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Sex and the middle finger.........................



On this day: November 13, 1990 - Rod Stewart
Patricia Boughton filed a lawsuit against Rod Stewart claiming that a football he kicked into the crowd during a concert at Pine Knob Music Theatre had ruptured a tendon in her middle finger. And as a result the injury had made sex between her and her husband difficult. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Nothing like a Cat fight in the chips aisle with a log 'o meat. Genius Award Winner.

Woman Cops To Meat Beating At Ohio Walmart
Victim was struck in face with 10-pound tube of ground beef

NOVEMBER 9--An Ohio woman yesterday copped to clobbering a female acquaintance in the face with a 10-pound log of ground beef during a confrontation in the potato chip aisle of a Walmart in suburban Cleveland.

In a deal with prosecutors, Maneka Garner, 27, pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct in connection with her attack last year on a former neighbor. Garner was originally charged with assault.

During a Municipal Court hearing Tuesday, Garner received a 30-day suspended jail sentence and was placed on probation for a year. She was also ordered to pay $155 in fines and court fees.


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It's not a mass of cells. It's a baby. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A baby born weighing less than a loaf of bread at just 535 grams has finally returned home to sleep in her own room.

Lauren Ormston’s pregnancy was initially smooth sailing. All her scans came back healthy—even the one at 20-weeks—and she expected to welcome her baby on July 1st.

But on March 4, she began to get severe pains in her abdomen and when she went to the hospital in Surrey, England, she learned she was going into premature labor.


She was immediately induced and two hours later gave birth to baby Isla, weighing just 1.18-lb. Doctors told the 27-year-old and her fiancé that the baby had only a 10% chance of survival due to her size. Laura could only cuddle Isla for a few minutes before she was taken to a ventilator.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 11-13-2022


Top 10 commenters:
1 [858 comments] 'whig' [120.44 posts/day]
2 [579 comments] 'Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon'
3 [564 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
4 [497 comments] 'Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman'
5 [464 comments] 'Oldcat'
6 [406 comments] 'SMH at what's coming'
7 [395 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah'
8 [375 comments] 'Tonypete'
9 [356 comments] 'REDACTED'
10 [356 comments] 'Dave in Fla'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [245 names] 'Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos' [34.39 unique names/day]
2 [61 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
3 [61 names] 'Count de Monet'
4 [56 names] '18-1'
5 [53 names] 'Duncanthrax'
6 [50 names] 'Moron Analyst'
7 [40 names] 'Moron Analyst'
8 [37 names] 'Insomniac'
9 [36 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
10 [36 names] 'pookysgirl, good at behind-the-ear scritches'


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