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Quick Hits: New Nose Is Good NoseA new nose was grown on a patient's forearm, to be later grafted to his face. [Translation] Toulouse: The area of the body which evolved to be made into artificial penises was used as a nose incubator The biomaterial was first implanted in his forearm for better revascularization. Nurse cuts off man's foot without permission for... taxidermy exhibit. A Wisconsin hospice nurse has been charged with amputating the frostbitten foot of a dying man without his permission in order to preserve it for a sick display in her family's taxidermy shop. The only thing that would make this more Current Year is if she then filmed a Tik Tok of herself sobbing heroically over the severed foot. Finish woman marries her stepbrother. Matilda Eriksson said she never considered getting married until she met Samuli, 27, who became her stepbrother after her mom married his father in 2019. Yes, that's called "the thrill of the forbidden." Eriksson said she Googled if there could be any possible legal implications they would face in the future. Well at least they really did their homework before marrying a close family member. Vice President Kamala Harris's husband, Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff, is reportedly rallying Democrats around her for a 2024 presidential run should President Joe Biden bow out. [Ellen] Weaver borrowed the sloganeering and buzzwords of right-wing activist groups, such as the 1776 Project and Moms for Liberty--which, as my colleague Paige Williams recently reported, have turned public schools into the national stage of a manufactured culture war over critical race theory (C.R.T.), L.G.B.T.Q. classroom materials, the sexual "grooming" of children, and other vehicles of "woke leftist" indoctrination, as well as lingering resentment over covid-19 lockdowns. During the debate, Weaver railed against C.R.T. and the "pornography" supposedly proliferating in schools, and associated Ellis with a "far-left, union-driven agenda." (Incidentally, South Carolina's public employees are prohibited from engaging in collective bargaining.) "They believe in pronoun politics. They believe parents are domestic terrorists, much like Merrick Garland," Weaver said. Michael Shellenberger points out that Biden is blaming oil companies for high gas prices -- just days after shouting "There is no more drilling!" to an environmental activist at a rally. Disney unveils its first "plus sized" princess in film about body dysmorphia. Except... it's not about dysmorphia. She thinks she's overweight and she is. What's the psychological condition where you retain the ability to accurately gauge your metabolic health? Also, it's a typical Disney thing: It's a short film. They're not committing a full theatrical film budget to this. Just the minimum outlay necessary to get the praise for the Twitter virtue signal. "Scooter" Kinzinger: I'm so proud my organization elected Democrats! And I'm a True Republican! Send me more monies!
Of course, while Scooter hates Donald Trump, he's also no fan of Ron DeSantis...
As Deb Heine pointed out: Weird how no Democrats were involved in these fake sexual assault smears, as actually occurs in real life.
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