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"Gentlemen! I Despise Each and Every One of You:" Japanese Candidate for Governor of Tokyo is So #Based He Makes Us Look Like David French Hunched Over and Tugging At His Shame In the Closet

Toyama Koicihi will inspire you, even if he has to annihilate you first.

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82,052 views Jan 31, 2009
This is a political broadcast that all candidates, no matter how ridiculous, are allowed to have. If you think about it, it really shows how free of a country Japan is.

When he is not working to destroy nations, he is a musician working for tips on the side of the street.


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I want to get this up early for the memes.

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