Hillary Clinton: "Right wing extremists already have a plan to literally steal the next presidential election."
Bonus: Fake Jake Tapper Scrolls Twitter Searching for Mentions of His Name While On the Air of His Show

Hillary Clinton's eyes no longer point in the same direction. Probably due to her own neurological events.

She is once again creating a conspiracy theory about Republicans stealing an election. This psychotic venomous bitch created one in 2016 which we've had to live with for six years. Now she's creating another one.

And meanwhile the media lectures us about the dangers of "Election Denialism," and the government investigates us for stoking fears of #Rigged election, and social media monopoly tyrants ban us for suggesting that maybe some of the unconstitutional measures taken to "fortify the election" of 2020, such as turning off signature and address verification for mail-in ballots, and sending out mail-in ballots to every name and address in a government database, without any attempt to check if those names and addresses were current or represented qualified voter, permitted a much higher level than the usual amount of Democrat vote manufacture that goes on every two years.

So here's Hillary Clinton, once again claiming that the "right wing" is going to "literally steal the election."

And what will Fake Jake Tapper say?

He'll say nothing.

Just like he did in 2017, when Hillary Clinton claimed that Russia was literally "changing the vote tallies" in voting machines.

Here's a fun story. I've told this once or twice. But in case you missed it...

I never watch CNN but I was watching in early 2017 because I was still high on Trump's election and still enjoying watching CNN and MSNBC freak out. I was also very pissed off that CNN, Jake Tapper especially, had spent all of 2016 screaming that Trump had said he wouldn't necessarily accept the results of the election, and now that she had lost, Hillary Clinton was not accepting the results of the election, and Fake Jake had not a ***damned thing to say about not accepting the results of an election all of a sudden.

So I was watching his four o'clock show. He introduced a news package from another reporter, who reported that Hillary Clinton told a group of Democrat supporter that Russia had literally changed the vote tallies in the election by hacking the voting machines. (Sound familiar?) There was video of Hillary Clinton saying this.

I immediately tweeted something like, "Hillary Clinton says Russia is literally changing the vote tallies in voting machines. Will CNN criticize her for this conspiracy theory or nah?"

Before the next part, I have to explain that Fake Jake Tapper is notoriously obsessive about constantly googling and Twitter-searching for his own name to check for any negative or positive mentions. Part of the reason that "conservative" cvcks are so sweet on Jake Tapper is that if they say something positive about him, he'll DM them some pleasantry. And they think Jake Tapper is their fren.

In fact, he does this with virtually everyone with more than 1000 followers.

And of course any negative mention will provoke the Jakestorm of two hours of obsessive, spiraling DMs about how he's just a fair-minded truth-archeologist digging for gems of reality and you're just a partisan Belloq collaborating with Nazis.

He is literally obsessive, as this next anecdote will prove.

During his show, when he was playing the pre-recorded package from a reporter who played a clip of Hillary Clinton alleging that the Russians had literally "changed the vote tallies" in voting machines, Jake Tapper wasn't paying attention to the package playing on CNN monitors.

Ask me how I know.

Well, I'll tell you.

Because either during that package or during the next commercial break, Jake Tapper immediately DM'd me:

"Cite?"

That's his usual pussymouth way of calling someone a liar.

He was asking for a "Cite?" for a statement about something I had just seen on the Jake Tapper show.

I had seen it -- but Jake Tapper hadn't. Instead of watching the report he had introduced and then thrown to the videotape, Jake Tapper had immediately busted out his phone and began scrolling through his Twitter feed to make sure he didn't have to do any reputational repair.

In this case, when Fake Jake asked "Cite?" in his usual pussymouth way, I had the receipts.

I said, "My cite is your show. You literally just played a clip of Hillary Clinton saying Russia changed the vote tallies in voting machines. Did you not see it?"

He... had not seen it. Again, Fake Jake Tapper literally spends every free moment of his life googling his own name to make sure no one is saying bad things about Jake Tapper, and the moment the camera was off him because CNN was now running this prerecorded package, Fake Jake found me criticizing CNN for not making an issue of Hillary saying Russia changed the vote tallies and DM'd me, "Cite?"

Literally. During. His. Own. Show. During. A. Three. Minute. Break. While. The News Package. Was Running.

And now, having been provided the "Cite?" which this pussymouth demanded, and having found out that the "Cite?" came from an impeccable source -- his own fucking show -- did Fake Jake Tapper then go on to criticize Hillary Clinton for spreading conspiracy theories about rigged elections the next day, or the next week?

Prepare for a shock:

He did not, in fact.

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