ONT's The Thing To Do When It Takes More Than One

TxMoMe night! I hope I have wifi to post this. Maybe on my phone...

Halloween this way comes

In a sane world, we'd be referencing Taiwan anytime China is in the room

I did not know this. All respect to the bubbleheads who haven't surfaced yet

This is why we don't allow women to have pockets on their clothes

That'll work

The importance of decimal places

Fido Friday: getting ready for the big day

I should have included this under pranks last night. Brilliant.

How is this not rape?

I'm serious. What is rape? It's using another person for your own (sexual) ends without their consent. The facade of consent exists here, but it's really no different. My heart bleeds for these poor girls and boys, mutilated to serve the agenda of perverts. Yes, perverts. They are perverting reality, and grievously harming other people to sate their own megalomania. I'm usually pretty good with words, but this....butchery...is beyond my abilities to condemn coherently.

Smarter than the average bear

Vox. Always on the cutting edge of important stuff

Hey Diogenes, I've found him!

I want one

I want to skate the illegal half-pipe

SKATE OR DIE!

Focus group

Russian propaganda

Sad thing is, it's damn near true.

Frowny face

Whelp, not gonna top that

This is pretty damn impressive

Joke

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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