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October 20, 2022

Joe Biden Gaffes and Tells Fetterman's Wife That She'll Be a Welcome Addition to the Senate as a New Poll Shows a Tie;
Mastriano Closes In On Shapiro for Governor

Last week, a Buzzfeed reporter indiscreetly committed unauthorized journalism by reporting, accurately, that since Fetterman's stroke, his beastly wife Gisele has stepped in and answered most of the questioned posed to John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth, and has in all ways acted as "the de facto candidate."

Much like Mrs. Wilson becoming the actual president in place of the stricken authoritarian racist and Democrat hero, Woodrow Wilson.

She has Wilson's totalitarian streak -- she called for "consequences" for the reporter who revealed that John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth had difficulty understanding casual conversation without the aid of speech-to-text software.

Campaigning with the only man in America more brain damaged than he is, Joe Biden accidentally spoke the truth in noting that it will be Gisele Fetterman, and not John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth, who will be the actual Senator Fetterman:

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You might wonder how John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth sounded at the joint event of two brain-damaged men.

He was in such terrific shape that... they didn't even permit him to speak, even though he would enjoy the favorable comparison to Joe Biden.

Greg Price @greg_price11


John Fetterman is in such bad shape that they didn't even let him speak at the event with noted dementia patient Joe Biden.

Too many cameras would be on him at a joint appearance with the Pedodent, so this man -- supposedly cleared for senate duty by a doctor (who is also a campaign contributor and volunteer!) -- chose not to speak at his own campaign event.

That's how Fit for Duty he is. That's how confident he and his wife are in his cognitive health.


An InsiderAdvantage/Fox29 poll now says the race is tied.

As Election Day nears, a new InsiderAdvantage/FOX 29 poll shows Republican nominee Dr. Mehmet Oz has gained ground on Democratic nominee John Fetterman in Pennsylvania’s U.S. Senate race.

The race is now a dead heat, according to the poll of 550 likely voters conducted three weeks before Election Day on Nov. 8. The poll has a margin of error of 4.2%

Fetterman and Oz are now tied in the polling at 46%, with 5% of those polled remaining undecided. Libertarian candidate Erik Gerhardt came in at about 2%.


InsiderAdvantage Chairman Matt Towery says Fetterman's shrinking lead was a result of self-described independent voters breaking for Oz by twenty points.

"Oz is also picking an unusually high 14% of the African American vote and Asians and Hispanics prefer Oz say they are voting for Oz by a wide margin. Fetterman continues to enjoy a ten-point lead among female voters, while men prefer Oz at that same rate," Towery explained.

People may not love Oz, but at least he hasn't repeatedly demanded the release of one third of inmates from prisons.


At least Oz hasn't personally helped get 10 first degree murderers get out of jail.

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. and Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has helped release at least 10 convicts serving life sentences for first-degree murder.

Fetterman, who chairs the Pennsylvania Board of Pardons, often talks about wanting to put an end to state law that requires mandatory life sentences without parole for those convicted of second-degree murder, but his voting record on the board shows he has successfully supported the release of at least 10 people who were convicted of taking a life.

In April, Fetterman voted along with the rest of the board to release Felix Rosado, fulfilling the unanimous vote requirement to recommend clemency to the governor. Rosado was serving a life sentence after pleading guilty to shooting a man to death in 1995. On July 14, Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Rosado's request for clemency, releasing him from prison.


In December, Fetterman voted to release Edward Silvis, who was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1969 killing of an elderly woman during an attempted robbery in her home. Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Silvis' request for clemency on Feb. 15.

In March 2021, Fetterman voted to release James Inge, who was convicted of first-degree murder and robbery in 1974 and sentenced to life, and Irvin Moore, who was serving a life sentence after being convicted of fatally shooting a man in his Philadelphia home in 1969. Wolf granted clemency to both men on March 25, 2021.


In September 2020, Fetterman voted to release Daniel Cummings, Mildred Strickland and Gregory Stover, who were all granted clemency by Wolf on Feb. 11, 2021.

Cummings was convicted of first-degree murder in 1973 for fatally shooting a Philadelphia man inside his home. Strickland was convicted of first-degree murder for stabbing her boyfriend to death in 1985. Stover was sentenced to life in connection to the murder of a Mount Airy man, whose body was found with multiple gunshots in the back of the head and with his hands and feet bound, Philadelphia police said at the time.

In 2019, Fetterman voted to release Freddy Butler, Charlie Goldblum and Raymond Johnson, who were all granted clemency by the governor.

In December, Fetterman voted to release Edward Silvis, who was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1969 killing of an elderly woman during an attempted robbery in her home. Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Silvis' request for clemency on Feb. 15.

In March 2021, Fetterman voted to release James Inge, who was convicted of first-degree murder and robbery in 1974 and sentenced to life, and Irvin Moore, who was serving a life sentence after being convicted of fatally shooting a man in his Philadelphia home in 1969. Wolf granted clemency to both men on March 25, 2021.

In September 2020, Fetterman voted to release Daniel Cummings, Mildred Strickland and Gregory Stover, who were all granted clemency by Wolf on Feb. 11, 2021.

Cummings was convicted of first-degree murder in 1973 for fatally shooting a Philadelphia man inside his home. Strickland was convicted of first-degree murder for stabbing her boyfriend to death in 1985. Stover was sentenced to life in connection to the murder of a Mount Airy man, whose body was found with multiple gunshots in the back of the head and with his hands and feet bound, Philadelphia police said at the time.

In 2019, Fetterman voted to release Freddy Butler, Charlie Goldblum and Raymond Johnson, who were all granted clemency by the governor.

Butler was accused of stabbing and beating a 72-year-old man to death in the street and was sentenced to life in prison in 1970. Goldblum was convicted of stabbing a man to death in a Pittsburgh parking garage in 1977. Johnson was sentenced to life in prison after he was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1973 shooting and fatal stabbing of a Pittsburgh man.

John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth explains his "If You Love Some Murderers, Set Them Free" criminal rewards policy by saying, "You've seen Shawshank Redemption, right? You wouldn't want Morgan Freeman to spend life in prison, right?"

No seriously -- that's his argument. That's real.

As Twitchy reported earlier, reporter Dave Weigel recently interviewed Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman (over Google Meet, of course) and the subject of the black jogger he chased down with his truck and held at gunpoint came up. Fetterman, without pushback, said it was "a split-second decision in the face of gunfire" -- except there was no gunfire.

Fetterman has been criticized as soft on crime and wanting to release murderers onto the streets, so Weigel asked him when someone convicted of first-degree murder deserved clemency. Fetterman then described "The Morgan Freeman Test":

It's really a very simple choice. I believe the perfect metaphor is "The Shawshank Redemption." That's a touchstone that virtually everybody has seen, everybody understands. I've asked people, would you want Morgan Freeman to die in prison or not? And I've never met anybody that says, "Yeah, he should die in prison. I would have voted to have him die in prison."
Guy Benson @guypbenson


One first degree murderer Fetterman voted to release (the rest of the board voted no) savagely beat a high school student with a baseball bat, then shot him to death. The victim was a cop's son.

Sounds just like Red from Shawshank!

Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC


Fetterman keeps using this line, but maybe he doesn't know what Red was serving time for.

In the Stephen King book, Red cut the brake line on his wife's car for insurance money. She had a neighbor & her infant daughter in the car when they crashed & died

Yeah I don't think John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth has ever been accused of being a bookworm.

Meanwhile, Mastriano has meanwhile cut Shapiro's once double-digit lead to seven points. He is winning independents by 18. Shapiro is, importantly, below 50%.

Below, also from Twitchy, the GOP compiles a list of murderers that John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth believe to be "just like Morgan Freeman in that movie that's always on TBS in between Hawks games."


Biden telling Gisele Fetterman that she'll be a great addition to the Senate:


BTW: Are we certain that the Morbid Growth is male in gender?


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