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October 12, 2022

Dog Jesters Cafe

untitled, but probably Porto, Portugal
by Joao Cabral

I was remiss in failing to mention that the black and white photo of a city street with balconies from last Friday's Cafe was also by Joao Cabral. His work will appeal to you if moody shots of city streets are your jam, or if you are in fact a vampire, or belong to some kind of urban coven.

Squirrel thief.

Cautious horse.

Re-post: Where did all of our things go?

Puppy dominance display.

Turtle may not know how to dance, but he can definitely wiggle his butt.

It's an early seventies Italian sex comedy, except with dogs.

Cat is mystified by carbonation.

Father teaching his son to be a non-journalist.

A beautiful train ride in Switzerland pic.twitter.com/5Ouq0r4PWw
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) October 9, 2022

Dog teaches puppy how to play with a ball..🐶🐾🎾😍 pic.twitter.com/siyDRvQmWn
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 10, 2022

Hey, it's my turn...🐈🐾💄🖌️😅 pic.twitter.com/YUjDheFXEU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 12, 2022

Ugh why do idiots tastelessly add music to everything? Try to listen past the pointless and grating inclusion of a Michael Jackson song, or just turn it down and imagine the sound: The baby is laughing because the dog is acting like a clown for him, and that makes the dog even happier to clown around.

Dog loves to make baby laugh...🐶🐾👶☺️ pic.twitter.com/dPT1qusZrU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 12, 2022

Throw it! Throw it! Throw it! Throw... ah fuck it, I don't have all day to play grabass with you, jerkoff.

Throw it already...🐶🐾🥏😂 pic.twitter.com/2ONMuAxK6B
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 10, 2022

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His work will appeal to you if moody shots of city streets are your jam, or if you are in fact a vampire, or belong to some kind of urban coven. Squirrel thief. Cautious horse. Re-post: Where did all of our things go? Puppy dominance display. Turtle may not know how to dance, but he can definitely wiggle his butt. It's an early seventies Italian sex comedy, except with dogs. Cat is mystified by carbonation. Father teaching his son to be a non-journalist. A beautiful train ride in Switzerland pic.twitter.com/5Ouq0r4PWw — Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) October 9, 2022 Dog teaches puppy how to play with a ball..🐶🐾🎾😍 pic.twitter.com/siyDRvQmWn — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 10, 2022 Hey, it's my turn...🐈🐾💄🖌️😅 pic.twitter.com/YUjDheFXEU — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 12, 2022 Ugh why do idiots tastelessly add music to everything? 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