Sunday Overnight Open Thread (9/18/22) The Kinder Gentler Edition

Quote I

“More than two million undocumented immigrants will be arrested trying to cross into the U.S. in 2022. And Democrats don’t bat an eye,”

“But fly 50 migrants to one of the wealthiest places in America, spotted with multi-million dollar mansions, surrounded by the mega-yachts of the rich and famous and Democrats lose their minds? What a joke!” Gloria Romero, the former Majority Leader of the California State Senate

Quote II

"I have an indoor camera so I logged in on to my camera and I saw I have a raccoon in my house.

"I noticed they got into a cabinet that had a folded up American flag in it and they pooped on the American flag" Sam Fein, an Albany County legislator representing the 6th district

Quote III

“Right now, the biggest human trafficker on the face of the planet is Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. He has transported hundreds of thousands, millions, of illegal aliens, populating them — now putting many of them in red states. He’s happy to put then in red states where it’s not the rich peoples’ concerns. It’s the little peoples’ concerns." Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

Quote IV

“I think it just had to do with the temperature in the room when you have a police officer in a venue versus an unarmed security guard,” Christopher Forest, Founder of Unparalleled Security

In no particular order. You folks are the best.

I'm positive that New Yorkers are feeling really safe after this travesty of justice.

An accused jilted madman who flew into an ax-wielding rage at a Lower East Side McDonald’s was released without bail at his arraignment, authorities said Sunday.

Michael Palacios, 31, who allegedly grabbed an ax and trashed the Delancey Street fast-food joint in a fit early Friday, was arraigned on fourth-degree criminal-mischief and possession-of-weapons charges hours later and freed, the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office said.

Neither charge is eligible for bail under the state’s lenient criminal-justice reforms.

According to a criminal complaint filed in the case, Palacios slammed two tables and a plate-glass partition during the early-morning rampage.

Palacios also told cops, “I have a pocket knife in my bike,” according to the complaint.

Suck it up, Buttercup. I probably should rephrase that. LOLGF'd.

RIP actor, Henry Silva.

Henry Silva, the rough and tough actor with more than 100 film appearances, died this week. He was 95.

Silva, known for his roles in "The Manchurian Candidate" and "Ocean's Eleven," among many others, died at the Motion Picture and Television Country House and Hospital in Woodland Hills, CA, on Wednesday, a family member confirmed.

Scott Silva, Henry’s son, told Variety his father passed away of natural causes.

He looked like a guy, he acted like a guy. But, she wasn't a guy.

A TRANSGENDER man who tricked three women into sexual relationships by using a prosthetic penis has been convicted of assault by penetration, criminal prosecutors said.

Tarjit Singh, 32, was born a female named Hannah Walters but now identifies as a man. He had abusive relationships with each of his three victims, with whom he would wear clothes during sex and use a prosthetic penis in the dark, between June 2010 and March 2016.

Once again a certain group of lawyers give the good ones a bad name.

Lawyers representing around 30 immigrants recently flown from Florida to Martha's Vineyard asked the Massachusetts attorney general and the federal government in letters Saturday to open criminal investigations into what they described as a "political stunt."

Why it matters: The lawyers said their clients "were induced to board airplanes and cross state lines under false pretenses," including promises of working opportunities, schooling for their children and immigration assistance, by people working with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R).

Nearly 50 Venezuelan migrants in total were dropped off in Martha’s Vineyard, a Massachusetts island, and have since been relocated to Joint Base Cape Cod, which had vacant housing and access to social services.

Shocked I am. Facebook isn't good for you.

Facebook directly linked to decline in mental health, new study says
While previous research established correlation between social media platform and increased anxiety and depression, study in American Economic Review finds direct causation

In solidarity with real men everywhere I will continue to use a urinal while out of the friendly confines of Casa Misanthrope.

Potty training: The transgender movement wants to change your bathroom habits

I was confused when I saw that male attendees at the American Political Science Association’s conference were asked to refrain from using urinals out of respect for others. Huh? It wasn’t until I saw an article explaining that this is all about deference to so-called “transgender men,” that I realized that transgenderism is dragging America deeper and deeper into the pit of insanity.

I'm sorry I try to lead a healthy lifestyle racist lifestyle. I'm so sorry. L.A. School District Shares Video from ‘Nutritionist’ Who Says Eating Right Is Racist

Your dreams have come true, kids: French fries and pizza are now good for you, so eat up, or else: if you don’t, you might be suspected of “white supremacism.” If you thought things couldn’t possibly get any crazier, forget it: a “nutritionist” has proclaimed that “nutrition standards are rooted in whiteness,” and so like Robert E. Lee and Bull Connor, they’ve got to go.

Tonight's display of mental illness. He's transitioned to become a taller person.

That John is on his feet at all is impressive—and probably foolish—considering that only eight months prior, he was five feet eight and a half. Back in September, he paid $75,000 for the agonizing privilege of having his legs surgically lengthened. That entailed having both his femurs broken, and adjustable metal nails inserted down their centers. Each nail is made of titanium, which is both flexible and sturdy, like bone, and about the size of a piccolo. The nails were extended one millimeter every day for about 90 days via a magnetic remote control. Once the broken bones heal, ta-da: a newer, taller John.

I've had a number of knee surgeries and those were painful. I cannot imagine doing what this guy did.

Speaking of mental illness. Apparently Oakville Trafalgar High School of Ontario, Canada is perfectly fine with enabling it.

Be as green as possible and I'll remain a hypocrite.

As I draft The ONT, Twitter hasn't taken down the song "Martha's Vineyard Invasion" song.

When will the USA wake up when it comes to the Kung Flu prick?

(Natural News) The Danish Health Authority has announced that just about every young and middle-aged person in Denmark is now prohibited from getting “vaccinated” for covid.

If you are under the age of 50, the Danish government says, then you are not allowed to take the shots. Previously, the Danish government prohibited the drug injections for everyone under the age of 18. (Related: Last fall, Denmark joined Sweden in banning Moderna’s covid injection after it was determined to cause myocarditis in young people.)

I like Warren, I like Bob. If you don't that's fine.

The lesson here, don't fvck around with wild animals unless you are a Genius Award Winner.

A video showed the man picking up stones and trying to hit the monkeys which were running around in Hathras district in northern India’s Uttar Pradesh on Thursday.

But while most of the pack ran away, one climbed up a building and launched an attack from above, knocking the man to the ground and tearing his t-shirt.

Sisterly love in a 3rd world shithole is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A desperate woman stormed into a bank in Lebanon armed with a toy gun to retrieve money from her account. According to Reuters, the woman was told she could only withdraw $200 a month in Lebanese pounds from her account due to tight currency restrictions enacted during an economic crisis that started in 2019.

The woman said she needed access to all of her money to help pay for her sister's cancer treatments.


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