Sponsored Content
« Astonishing Tales of the Sea Cafe | Main | Daily Tech News 6 August 2022 »
August 05, 2022

My Country 'Tis Of Thee, Sweet Land Of ONT, Of Thee I Sing

Friday night! Before we get to the memes, I was just remembering last year's Halloween party. Invited a friend of mine who is a mathematician, sent him an invite that clearly said the party was on 31 Oct. He showed up on Christmas.*

Anyhow, lets remember to keep our priorities straight, shall we?

Dirt.jpg


Fido Friday: Dog days of summer


The Biden economy

BBB.jpg


Godspeed Nichelle

Trek.jpg


The running of the balls

Great music choice.

They must not have focus tested this ad at Wichita State

2 fingers.jpg

If you don't get the reference, someone will explain it in the comments, I'm sure

Should have listened to Collins

small step.jpg


The showing of the balls


Grandma don't play

based grandma.jpg


They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

spiders.JPG


A collection of lucky people


It could be

Take that back Jerry.jpg


Wholesome content: Click through to read it all


New clip from BBC just dropped


OK, where is it?

Yass.JPG


I wish we had a copy of the letter

Telegram.JPG


This is a capital offense in Italy


Public domain Pooh

pooh.jpg


I don't know why this is “breaking news”. We already knew it was coming from manholes

manholes.jpg


Dangerous fun


In the bathroom at the physics lab

Physisist.JPG

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by dad jokes:

Dad jokes.jpg


*(Highlight to read)31 Oct = 25 Dec

digg this
posted by WeirdDave at 09:55 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Commentor What Got a Shrit: "Um I think Piglosi must at least display her Rosar ..."

Ben Had: "nurse, Yeehaw! ..."

Trump poisoned my cat: "Just one more reason the FBI should be banned afte ..."

naturalfake: "Wow. That "extremism researcher" gig looks super ..."

Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news: " Or it's allahpundenda ..."

Zombie Andrew Breitbart: "[i]Turns out that the so called culture war is the ..."

An Optimist: "That glass is half-full of piss. Posted by: Kindl ..."

Xipe Totec: "75 With some fishing weights and paracord you prob ..."

Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news: " [i]Posted by: Trump's going to lose again at Aug ..."

jewells45: "They'll pry my rosary from my cold dead hands. ..."

Xander Crews: "Pretty sure Canada doesn't look fondly upon hate s ..."

Prime Sister : ">>>When all the idiot car companies go electric, a ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64