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June 29, 2022

The Morning Report — 6/29/22


Good morning, kids. Wednesday and there's some good news to report this morning, despite the common, undergirding theme to all is that they are hallmarks of a third world banana republic. First up, on the election rigging front, that effort was smacked down in the courts in New York and Louisiana.

In New York, that states Supreme Court struck down a Rotten Apple edict granting voting rights to foreign nationals while down in Louisiana, the Supreme Court of the US yet again delivered another smackdown to the Left by restoring Republican-drawn lines in that state ahead of the midterms, thwarting, at least for now, the Dems' effort to create a second black-majority district.

SCOTUS is on a roll, first with Roe, Bruen and the football coach praying case and now this. Even with all of these cases, it's important to not apply a venturi effect to our nether regions since aside from Alito and Thomas the other advertisted-as-originalist judges may yet go off the rails in the future. But these cases, especially the first three, were absolute titanic wins.

Next, in the show trial/kangaroo court department, the titanic bombshell evidence that was sure to destroy Donald Trump and absolutely prove it was he who led an attempted insurrection to overthrow Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants' landslide victory came off like another Acme trick cigar in Wile E. Coyote's mouth.

On Tuesday, the liberal media soiled themselves over the so-called bombshell story that on January 6, 2021, President Trump grabbed the steering wheel of the presidential limo and then lunged at a Secret Service agent because he wanted to join the protesters at the Capitol.

The story came courtesy of Cassidy Hutchinson, a former aide to Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows. . .

I'll be damned if I'm going to give this fucking low-budget turd of a fiction any oxygen. Let us jump ahead.

“A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel,” Alexander tweeted Tuesday evening.

Trump’s former acting director of national intelligence, Richard Grenell, slammed the committee for allowing this testimony to not be challenged.

“So a junior staffer was pressured by @Liz_Cheney to lie under oath,” he tweeted. “Why wasn’t there a single committee member asking her if she had proof? This performance collapsed in an hour.”

“The DC media is corrupt and sick,” he concluded.

Soon after Alexander revealed that his sources challenged the story, Hutchinson’s lawyer, Jody Hunt, quickly attempted to walk back her testimony.

“Ms. Hutchinson testified, under oath, and recounted what she was told,” Hunt tweeted. “Those with knowledge of the episode also should testify under oath.”

Given that this entire committee is a farce, which alarmingly has very real, tragic consequences especially for the scores of innocent Americans rotting in the Garland Archipelago as political prisoners — yet another indicator that America as founded is dead — and that the original lie of Trump/Putin collusion and the Moscow Motel Micturition Myth was exploded long ago, anyone with more than the two damaged synapses in Joey Soft-Serves brain case could see this story was completely laughable.

Which brings us to another banana republic identifier, propaganda. I give you Bret Baier.

Discussing the testimony from Mark Meadows’ former aide Cassidy Hutchinson about Donald Trump, Baier said, “Inside the limo saying he wanted to go up to Capitol Hill. They said you have to go to the White House. According to her testimony, he said, I’m the f-ing president. Take me there, and goes to grab at him. This testimony is, first of all, stunning because we haven’t heard this. Two, it is compelling because of her proximity to power all of these people directly having conversations with her". . .

. . . He added, “She had another, obviously, another session behind the scenes with the committee they are playing the sound bites from and realized the power of this testimony. Perhaps politically, in the wake of Roe v. Wade and everything else to keep January 6 on the front burner. Bottom line, the testimony is stunning, and we are going to likely hear from the former president and his reaction to all of this, in one way or another. But you also have other officials, Pat Cipollone, former White House counsel. You have others who are weighing in here, behind the scenes through her testimony. Listen, I think it does move the ball in this hearing.”

The only ball that moved in that hearing was the shared, shriveled raisin-like uni-testicle of Adams Kinzinger and Schiff-for-Brains as it shot up from their scrotum into their throats. As for Baier, the only difference between him and a fireplug is that a rabid dog wouldn't even lift its leg to piss on him.

To wrap things up, along with a collapsing economy, a devalued dollar, shortages of food and other staples, stagflation and the intentional dismantling of the fossil fuel industry, we have a wide open border and mass migration that puts even more pressure on the aforementioned while threatening to subsume our culture and turn us into an actual third world predominantly latin American failed state. This too, like $6.00 a gallon gas, is something that cannot be hidden from the citizenry especially when several dozen illegal migrants are found dead inside of a truck. So what does the junta do? You guessed it.

Answering a question about the White House’s response to criticism of Biden for the tragedy, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre first tried to deflect by pretending to be concerned about those who lost their lives and their families.

“So, 46 people died — right? — in the state of Texas, and so — and others, as I just mentioned, are still fighting for their lives,” she said. “So we’re still learning their names. Their families are still learning they lost loved ones, as when a tragic situation normally happens.”

After that, she insisted that the White House wants to hold human smugglers accountable before serving the biggest whopper you’ve ever heard.

“But the fact of the matter is the border is closed,” she said, “which is in part why you see people trying to make this dangerous journey using smuggling networks.”

Umm, what? The border is closed? Does anyone want to tell that to the countless number of illegal immigrants headed to our southern border right now or the illegal immigrants who are being housed in government facilities or quite literally shipped to other states in the country’s interior?

And so we laugh the laughter of the damned.

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