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March 31, 2026

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More details on the super-profesh Secret Service agent who shot himself in the ass:

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Thanks to rickb223.

A crewed NASA mission to orbit the moon is scheduled to launch tomorrow night.

In case you missed it, the shrewish nonbinary kobold who chaired the NDP meeting got very miffed at being "gendered" as "Madame Chairman."



Attorney General Pamela Bondi
@AGPamBondi

Today @TheJusticeDept sued the state of Minnesota for allowing boys to play in girls' sports and use girls' locker rooms.

This DOJ acknowledges biological reality and we refuse to let high school girls be subjected to this treatment. It's not only unfair -- it's deeply inappropriate and dangerous.

Proud to partner with @SecKennedy and @EdSecMcMahon on this important litigation.

More:



The Department of Justice announced a lawsuit Monday against Minnesota and the state's high school sports league for allowing boys to compete in girls' sports.

According to the DOJ, the Minnesota Department of Education (MDE) and the Minnesota State High School League (MSHSL) have engaged "in sex-based discrimination by requiring girls to compete against boys in athletic competitions that are designated exclusively for girls and allowing boys to invade intimate spaces designated exclusively for girls."

In doing so, MDE and MSHSL have openly defied Title IX, which prohibits sex-based discrimination in any education program or activity that receives federal funding, the DOJ said in a press release.

"The Justice Department cannot ignore a state's brazen defiance of federal antidiscrimination law," said Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon of the DOJ's Civil Rights Division. "In service of radical gender ideology, Minnesota's actions violate Title IX and deny female athletes their hard-earned trophies, records, dignity, and safety."

The lawsuit highlights the story of Marissa Rothenberger, a biological male who pitched for the girls' varsity softball team as a junior at Champlin Park High School.

Rothenberger threw multiple shutouts, including a complete-game shutout in the Class 4A state championship game, leading the Rebels to the 2025 title.

The performance prompted federal investigations into Minnesota's compliance with Title IX and drew criticism from female athletes who said they were displaced or put at a disadvantage.

The vile Daily Mail published a straight-up hoax, claiming the bullets recovered from Charlie Kirk's body did not match those from Tyler Robinson's gun.

This is a lie. The bullet broke into pieces. It could not be matched to any gun because it is shattered and deformed. (It also couldn't be excluded as a match to Tyler Robinson's gun -- due to the poor shape of the bullet, tests are "inconclusive," as they often are.)

But the Daily Mail is thirsty for clicks, so they lied:

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It may surprise you that the Daily Mail runs clickbait lies like this. In fact, they're a pure clickbait site. They are not "conservative" -- but they will publish conservative-tiling articles just because they know conservatives will click on them. They also post extremely left-leaning articles -- because they want commie clicks too.

They're like fake magazine Newsweek, which has the same mercenary, "print anything as long is it delivers clicks" credo.

Megan Basham @megbasham

20h

This is clickbait trash and completely discrediting to the @DailyMail.

Spoke to a LEO who told me fragmentation that makes it impossible to get a match to ANY weapon happens all the time. Yet the Daily Mail is echoing Tyler Robinson's defense team nearly verbatim. They did NOT quote a single law-enforcement officer not connected to Robinson's defense who would've given their readers a better understanding of what's happening here.

They're purely leaning into this because they know there are a bunch of rabid conspiracy theorists who will not take the time to understand this.

Which makes the Daily Mail and its reporter scum in my book.

I will no longer link to this outlet. If I have to quote one of their articles, I'll just say it's from the Daily Mail with no link.

Ever wonder why Israel always has thousands of terrorists in jail that they have to release every other year because Hamas and Hezballah take a bunch of civilians hostage?

Ever wonder why Israel just doesn't kill them?

Well Israel is wondering about that too, and the left is -- get this -- outraged!

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The "educated" class is a joke.

A very bad joke.

Also from Canada: This bizarre performance at the JUNO Awards, Canada's Grammies. This was apparently intended as a "tribute" to Natalie Furtado. You should listen to it. If you can get past the weird grunting and sexual breathing in the beginning, you will then learn that this singer cannot carry a single note. She doesn't even get close to a note. And her voice is all over the place so she should, per the law of large numbers, hit some notes accidentally, but she doesn't.

You had one f***in' job.



Flashback from Hot Air:



Overton
@overton_news

🚨 CNN panel just got absolutely DESTROYED.

Ana Navarro attacked President Trump for his "flippant" communication on Iran -- when former Iranian regime prisoner Kian Tajbakhsh dropped a NUCLEAR truth bomb straight from inside Iran:

TAJBAKHSH: "I want to share one thing about Donald Trump's communication style."

"When I spoke to someone inside Iran who I trust -- he runs a very big business, he's not a politician but he has to follow very closely all the tea leaves -- he told me, that guy is a genius!"

"And he's talking about Trump."

"And I said, why?"

"You know, he said, because he's completely confused the Iranians."

"Finally, the Iranians have met someone who is like a match for them."

Abby Phillip couldn't handle it -- she cut him off twice mid-sentence:

PHILLIP: "But do you think that's really true?"

TAJBAKHSH: "I think it's true. I think it's true, let me--"

Shut down again.

The anti-Trump narrative just got torched live on air by someone who actually knows Iran.


Sounds like a man who's trying to taint the jury pool for his eventual prosecution and secure a "not guilty" by jury nullification:

Whatever we do, we should listen to grifters like Steve Bannon and Short-Eyes Matt Gaetz:

They're totally not grifters who will claim to believe whatever conspiracy theory is getting the most Lunatic Clicks at the moment.

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