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April 29, 2022

The Northern Lights Have Seen Queer Sights, But The Queerest They Ever Did See, Was That Night On The Marge Of Lake Lebarge I Created An ONT

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I may be a robber, but I ain't no thief!

Wish more students would demand this

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Fido Friday: Dogs save lives

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Cross section


Being a pedo is a disease, and those who suffer from it should be properly medicated.


Man, I've been online for so long. Does anyone remember this bit of doggerel, from like 20 years ago?



Lies, damn lies and statistics


How to send dick pics if you don't have a phone


Friday night word puzzle

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Answers (highlight) #1Spine #2Lither #3Ginger #4Subtext

A moment please

Things you can now say on Twitter

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Boss fight


Venn diagram of animated characters

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I love the response to this whiny Brit. Someone took the time to make it, and they nailed it.


Flip off with flair

Bigfoot news

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The more things change

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This is not a true story and it wouldn't be ruled suicide either


Don't mess with Igor


Secrets revealed

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