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April 07, 2022

Sad! Nancy Pelosi and a Bunch of Other Democrats Test Positive for Covid

Pelosi, despite being a withered husk of dried acid where nothing living can grow, has covid.

Drew Hammill

After testing negative this week, Speaker Pelosi received a positive test result for COVID-19 and is currently asymptomatic. The Speaker is fully vaccinated and boosted, and is thankful for the robust protection the vaccine has provided. (1/2)

Well thank goodness she's vaccinated and fully boosted. We wouldn't want an unvaxed person spreading covid. Better than vaxed people do.

Also testing positive: corrupt Attorney General Merrick Garland, who NeverTrump wanted to sit on the Supreme Court, and Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo.

They both appeared at the "elite" Gridiron Dinner, where influence-peddlers mix with influence-buyers.

Boy I sure hope no one else was infected.

Garland was recently at a "news" conference with FBI Director Christopher Wray and Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco.


Attorney General Merrick Garland and Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo announced their positive diagnoses after having attended the elite Gridiron Club Dinner in Washington on Saturday. Other attendees, including Vice President Kamala Harris' communication director Jamal Simmons and Democratic Reps. Joaquin Castro and Adam Schiff and President Joe Biden's sister, Valerie Biden Owens, have also announced positive tests.

Oh no. Not Adam Schiff. That poor bug-eyed freak. What if covid catches his AIDS?!

Also, Kamala Harris was in contact with her communication director, who has covid.

And I sure hope Nancy didn't spread the lethal virus any further:

Jacqui Heinrich
Pelosi was seen kissing President Biden on the cheek at Tuesday's Affordable Care Act remarks with fmr. President Obama. Pelosi then proceeded to grab Obama's hand and bring it to her mouth.

Kyle Cheney

Currently, the 2nd, 7th and 10th officials in the presidential order of succession have Covid.

I have genuine pain about this. Entertain yourselves for a while; I'm going to lay myself down on my Sadness Divan for a bit to have a lie-and-cry.

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