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Oscar co-host Regina Hall seemed to make a joke about Will and Jada Smith's open marriage. In this (lame) bit, Hall invited four guys, who I guess were her idea of attractive, to be groped by her onstage for a "Covid pat-down." I guess they're all single. She then calls out for Will Smith to join them on stage, even though he's married, because his wife "approved." Which seems to be an allusion to her previously saying that she's not Will Smith's "watcher." Note that he takes the joke well. I guess it's no big deal to point out that he and his wife are both out chasing strange. Oh, I just thought of a joke: What's the difference between a kangaroo and Will Smith? I don't know, but Jada Pinkett-Smith has had more cock in and out of her than a Perdue processing plant. Wocka-wocka. Jessica Chastain won, undeservedly I'm sure, Best Actress, and launched into a pro-Groomer rant.
In her acceptance speech, Chastain drew attention to the seriousness of suicide as something that "has touched many families," including hers, "and especially members of the LGBTQ community, who oftentimes feel out of place with their peers." Hollywood is just absolutely determined to make Jessica Chastain happen. This pyrsyn claims to be a professor at "Newmark J-School." And she (?) is telling white people that they're not allowed to comment on Will Smith's slap, because this is "black people business." Say, can I order black people not to talk about white people, or does this Racial Superiority go in one direction only? Don't bother answering, I already know the answer. Much of the below swiped from SC Reviews: Scenes from the Smith/Plinkett "marriage:" Clarence Thomas is out of the hospital and recovering at home. He joined oral arguments at the Supreme Court via remote connection.
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