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Demons Run, But Count The Cost: The Battle's Won, But The ONT Is Lost
Greetings and salutations! Welcome to Friday's ONT. Now, on with the memes!
Fido Friday: Beware of dog
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 25, 2022
”Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot”...come on, everybody sing! You know the words!
The Euroweenies at the website I took this from were very angry over this meme
NGL, this meme is 100% accurate
POV: It's 1973, and you're watching the local UHF channel on a Saturday afternoon
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 25, 2022
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Sit on it, Potsie
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People like to mock dad jokes, but these people are ignorant. Dad jokes are the pinnacle of humor, and I'll show you why: Y
English, explained
Yesterday we talked about my Johnson. Now check out this guy's Johnson, it's 18” long!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 25, 2022
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Who said romance was dead?
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Dora the explorer is the story of a young Latino girl who is desperately trying to cure her gay monkey friend of making meaningless hookups on Grinder. “Swiper no swiping” she tells him, but most of the time he does anyway.
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