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March 25, 2022

Demons Run, But Count The Cost: The Battle's Won, But The ONT Is Lost

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to Friday's ONT. Now, on with the memes!

Fido Friday: Beware of dog

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 25, 2022

”Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot”...come on, everybody sing! You know the words!

The Euroweenies at the website I took this from were very angry over this meme

NGL, this meme is 100% accurate

POV: It's 1973, and you're watching the local UHF channel on a Saturday afternoon

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 25, 2022

Do not want!

What the weekend looks like at Ace of Spades

I'd like to report a murder

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The guy who posted this got banned from the “roast me” forum for 90 days because of it. I bet he spent the time lounging on this throne of skulls.

Sit on it, Potsie

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 25, 2022

Venn diagram of the day

Dad joke

People like to mock dad jokes, but these people are ignorant. Dad jokes are the pinnacle of humor, and I'll show you why: Y

English, explained

Yesterday we talked about my Johnson. Now check out this guy's Johnson, it's 18” long!

pic.twitter.com/DJFTyMMxTs
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 25, 2022

Autists in horror stories

Who said romance was dead?

Conflicted

Dora the explorer is the story of a young Latino girl who is desperately trying to cure her gay monkey friend of making meaningless hookups on Grinder. “Swiper no swiping” she tells him, but most of the time he does anyway.

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 25, 2022

Related: Poe on Tinder

Cartoon of the day

New influencer just dropped

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