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Quick Hits![]() Mayor Pete totally fixing that container ship snafu that he was supposed to fix last year but decided to go on a secret Babysitting Adventure. It would be selfish of me not to acknowledge -- I'm not the only blogger getting big-name endorsements. ![]() I've endlessly mentioned that girls, especially, are being groomed into LGBT by the claims that normal straight-girl behavior -- like not having a sexual attraction for someone unless you actually like him -- is a "gender identity" on the LGBT spectrum. What I just described isn't something I made up; I described the "demi-sexual" gender identity. Demi-sexuals are people who only have sexual feelings for people they feel emotionally connected to. And just like that, every normal romantically-inclined straight girl in America becomes a demi-sexual stripe on the LGBT flag. Here's a new one: If a girl likes hanging out with a girl she really likes but not romantically or sexually, we previously called this "having a friend" or "having a best friend." Not anymore. Now "having a best friend you that you are not romantically or sexually attracted to" is a "queerplatonic" relationship. I mean, you're practically gay so why don't you just take the next step and commit to it? ![]()
She's not making up "polycule." A polycule is an extended network of polyamorous lovers. Like when a group of people is all banging other members of the group, who are in turn banging other members of the group, etc., etc., together, they form a sexual blob called a "polycule" aka "a petri dish for Herpes." WHAT DOES POLYCULE MEAN?
Formerly this was just called "being slutty." But now, it's a "polycule" and a marker that you're part of the "polyamory and BDSM communities." Slap another stripe on the LGBT Groomer Flag! And you get an LGBT stripe! And you get an LGBT stripe! And you get an LGBT stripe! And you get an LGBT stripe! And you get an LGBT stripe! And then they're like: LGBT identification has increased by 300%. Yeah, no shit. When being a "graysexual" -- someone who wants sex some times, but who, get this!, sometimes does not want sex at all -- is turned into an "LGBT identity," yeah, you're going to have dumb, easily-influenced high school girls identifying as LGBT. It's pretty insidious. Girls are really susceptible to this kind of group conformity and faddism. And it's in girls you see "trans" self-diagnoses skyrocketing. Jen Psaki once claimed Hunter Biden's laptop was "Russian disinformation." Now she says she cannot speak on the matter, because Hunter Biden is not a US government employee (well, he wasn't an employee of our government, I guess) and she can only discuss matters relating to the government and its employees.
You can see he gets confused and turns away from his exit hole, where a spotter is sitting on the ice with his legs in the cold water, to give the swimmer a visual landmark. But the ice swimmer apparently doesn't see the legs. That's why his spotters are scrambling to clear the ice to gesture to him. I mean, just imagine being trapped under ice and running out of breath. I guess he has that red string attached to him so that he can be reeled back to his starting hole if he gets confused. Still, what a living nightmare. That is a nightmare I never even thought about. And now, I gift it to each of you. Speaking of nightmares: ![]()
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