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March 01, 2022

Kamala Harris Explains the Ukraine Situation
Plus: The Great Nepot Meghan McCain Calls People Traitors Again

I think, sadly, that once again someone failed to position her for success.

And can you believe some racists call her "unprepared!"

Remember, her staff complains that she refuses to read her briefing papers.

Maybe someone needs to Position her briefing papers right in front of her lazy face, and lock her head in to a chair like she's undergoing dental surgery. Give her the Clockwork Orange treatment, but for her homework.

A friend comments, I think we all know the positions into which men position Kamala for her success.

Alas that doesn't work on more than five or six men at a time, at most. Doesn't really "scale up" the way a politician needs it to.

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Sit on our asses?

What's the huge thing flopped under that other huge thing you call a torso?

Listen, Keyboard Warrior Kween, Ukranian President Zelensky has called for all able bodied people of either sex to come to aid of Ukraine, joining the International Legion.

Don't tell me you're too fat. A lot of the current fighting is urban. You don't have to move too much to take a position in an apartment complex and feed ammo to a gunner.

So jump on a plane, White Nepot Lizzo. I'll send over a honey-baked ham for you to eat in the entire on the way over.

Or maybe you can just start flapping those Bingo Wings you have hanging under your arms and see if you can maintain flight on your own.

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