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January 18, 2022

True Conservative Superhero Dan Crenshaw: I Have No Power to Help the January 6 Political Prisoners and I Won't Even Bring Attention to Their Plight Because That Would Just be "A Performance" That Helps Me But Not Them

Actually, you won't do it because it would help them and hurt you, Dannie, which the crowd immediately grasps.

Coward. Liar. Grifter.

Neoliberal corporate tool.

Lord knows how much Dannie hates "performances" which could help him politically!

What a hero.

What an absolute stud of a superhero.

You're not going to be president, Dannie.

At least not as a Republican.

Oh, but I see you've already started planning your transition, haven't you?

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