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November 27, 2021

Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 11-27-2021

GM Anna Muzychuk 03.jpg
GM Anna Muzychuk (UKR)

The perspective in that photo is kind of odd. Those chess pieces look ginormous.

Moviegique will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - Black To Play (1321)

Goal: Black can force mate in 2 moves
Hint: It's another kind of smothered mate


20211127 Problem 1.jpg
5k2/pp3pnR/q2pb1p1/6P1/5P2/1NQ5/rPP3P1/1KR5 b - - 0 1


chess pic 20211127 01.jpg
(Click to enlarge)



Intermediate Problem - Black To Play (1472)

Goal: Black can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: Underpromote!


20211127 Problem 2.jpg
8/8/Q7/3n4/6P1/K7/1pkn4/5B2 b - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - Black To Play (1419)

FINISH HIM! Black wins in 5 moves (or less, if White makes suboptimal moves)


20211127 Problem 3.jpg
8/5pk1/1p1R1qpp/8/1Q6/P7/1Pr1rPPP/5RK1 b - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:




20211127 dress pr0n 01.jpg




20211127 dress pr0n 02.jpg




20211127 dress pr0n 03.jpg

20211127 dress pr0n 04.jpg
(Click to enlarge)




20211127 dress pr0n kate 01.jpg

20211127 dress pr0n kayleigh 01.jpg
"Talk to the baby!"




20211127 dress pr0n melania 01.jpg

___________



Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - Black To Play


20211127 Problem 1.jpg
5k2/pp3pnR/q2pb1p1/6P1/5P2/1NQ5/rPP3P1/1KR5 b - - 0 1

1...Ra1+
2.Nxa1

Forced. Black can now mate with either

2...Ba2#

or

2...Qa2#


Intermediate Problem - Black To Play


20211127 Problem 2.jpg
8/8/Q7/3n4/6P1/K7/1pkn4/5B2 b - - 0 1

1...b1=N+!

This underpromotion leads to a quick mate whereas

1...b1=Q 2.Bd3+ Kd1 3.Bxb1

loses a tempo and, ultimately, the game.

2.Ka4 Nbc3+
3.Ka5 Nb3#


Advanced Problem - Black To Play


20211127 Problem 3.jpg
8/5pk1/1p1R1qpp/8/1Q6/P7/1Pr1rPPP/5RK1 b - - 0 1

1...Rxf2 2.Qf4

A move not going to be found by most club players. This line is more reasonable: 2.Rxf6 Rxg2+ 3.Kh1 Rxh2+ 4.Kg1 Rcg2#

2...Qxf4
3.Rxg6+ fxg6
4.Rxf2 Rc1+ (or 4...Qxf2+ 5.Kh1 Qxg2#)
5.Rf1 Qxf1#


Hope to see you next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

___________

So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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