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DNC Separating from College Democrats of America, as The Student Group Explodes in Allegations of Racism, Anti-Semitism, Anti-Blackness, and IslamophobiaI know people want to talk more about the verdict. I'm working on another post. But let me catch up with reactions -- and continued defamation from the media and the left! -- and offer this Palate Cleanser. VEINS (straight into my), as the 50 year olds pretending to be 15 year olds on Twitter say. The College Democrats of America -- the Democratic Party's national organization presiding over 500 chapters on campuses across the country -- is in turmoil. This story's so good I want to fuck it!!!
The conflict has gotten so messy that the Democratic National Committee is considering disaffiliating with the national collegiate organization altogether and creating a partnership with the state groups underneath the national umbrella, according to a Democrat familiar with the discussions. The DNC declined to comment. Where can I fuck this story? Where can I put my dick?! The controversy began in September when Tasneem Ahmad Al-Michael, a Muslim and former vice president of the CDA abruptly ended his presidential campaign after a 2014 tweet in which he used a racial slur resurfaced, CDA members involved in the election said. He said the subsequent attacks on him and his campaign team prompted him to pull out of the race. "What I said as a 15 year old prior to being in politics was ignorant, inappropriate, and flat out wrong," Al-Michael said in a text message to POLITICO. "It doesn't define me, my character, or invalidate the work that I continue to do." Oooh, what did he say? I bet you I know. I'm a good guesser. A hard-R good guesser, if you know what I mean. Now that we've seen what the outgoing President said, let's check in with the incoming Vice President. She's a female POC, so I'm sure she can't be racist. New president and vice presidential candidates subsequently emerged, including Mesbah, who was serving as the CDA's director of Inclusion, Diversity, Equity, and Access (IDEA). If these people spent half the time on schoolwork as they do on making up stupid acronyms, they'd still be stupid and useless and incapable of working in any field except Grievance Studies or the lowest rungs of Democrat Party organizing. The day before the election, the CDA's Jewish Caucus began sharing a screenshot of a 2016 tweet Mesbah wrote while watching a debate between Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump. THERE! RIGHT THERE!!! RIGHT IN THOSE PARAGRAPHS!!! THERE IS WHERE I WANT TO FUCK THIS STORY!!! SOOO HOT!!! Mesbah still narrowly won the College Democrats' vice presidential race but soon consulted with the DNC on a statement. The lengthy initial draft was unapologetic, according to a Democrat who saw it, but after lots of editing, it stated: "I apologize for my words in 2016. My comment was in no way rooted in malice or anti-semitism, especially as a 13-year old, relatively new immigrant from North Africa, with a different regional dialectic linguist comprehension." Blaming the Jews for all of the ills of the world is just a "different regional dialectic linguistic comprehension!" My God, that's filthy! That's sexy-filthy! It's so dirty! I'm coming! I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming! It can't get better than this! She added that, "while I take responsibility for my actions, I am hurt by the Islamophobia and xenophobia that continues to unfold." It got better than this! She did the "I take responsibility but I put the responsibility on YOU" move! Incredible! I am coming again!!! The CDA board also passed a resolution, 19-3, censuring Mesbah and requiring her to "undergo training about antisemitism and cultural sensitivity from the Anti-Defamation League, the American Jewish Committee, or the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum." As of today, she has not participated in such a training, according to a person familiar with the matter. Oh My God, is there such a thing as "dry-coming"!? Because I'm now dry-coming! This is a mix of pleasure and pain! Except there's almost no pleasure! Lotta pain though! The only thing that could make me come again is if this Mesbeh played the victim card again, but even harder! And made up a subject-changing false allegation of racism directed at HER! In an interview with POLITICO, Mesbah said she had been "held to a double standard solely because of the way I look, the faith that I practice." As evidence of that, she also said a member of the college Democrats called her a "terrorist supporter" last spring because of her strong pro-Palestine views. OH NO THIS ISN'T GOOD!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT CLEAR THAT THIS IS AN ENTIRELY FICTIONAL ACCUSATION INTENDED TO EXCUSE YOUR OWN ANTISEMITISM!!! She declined to name the person. Oh no, oh no! I'M RED-COMING! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR MY DELICATE URETHRAL TUBULES! THE IDEA THAT SOMEONE CALLED THIS TOXIC LITTLE RACE-BAITER A "TERRORIST" BUT SHE IS TOO NOBLE AND SWEET-NATURED TO NAME THIS PERSON IS SO ABSURD AND EROTIC THAT I AM GETTING ERECTIONS IN MY LUNGS AND AM HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, DON'T LET CAIR GET INVOLVED AND CLAIM THAT THE ANY CRITICISM OF THE JEW-HATER IS "ANTI-MUSLIM BIGOTRY!" ... And there you go, my dick just fell off. At least the red ejaculation stopped. The pulmonary erections have subsided. My alveoli are in their refractory period. Weird that they dismissed this "very credible allegation" about a very convenient unnamed person who just randomly popped out of the bushes at the most helpful time possible to call her a "terrorist." Why, I bet he pulled her hijab off, too! And put a noose on her! And said "This is MAGA Country! Whoo-hoo!" | Recent Comments
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