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November 13, 2021
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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. We appreciate you stopping by today. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.
My beloved Jack Jones a dog found on the street (the vet said it looked like he had lived there for 4 months). He helped me through some tough times and is now around 14 years old. Unfortunately he has lumps appearing and he won't be around much longer. As I tell Jack he is the bestest dog ever and he will always be in my heart. - Mark Hopefully Mr. Jones will be around a few more years and that the lumps are just fatty tissue. We are happy to hear that you have both been there for each other. Thanks for sharing.
Finally sending a pic, exactly one year after we picked up Sparky from the Rescue Shelter. On the way home he chose my wife as his goddess, by peeing on her lap. Won't leave her side. He's made progress, but is still very timid. I have to believe some guy mistreated him; now that I'm his friend, I'm the only male he's not afraid of. He is very protective of the green pillow in the first shot. Hello Eeyore, nothing quite like a pooch marking its territory. Sparky has quite the lifestyle it sounds like. Sally looks adorable. Sorry to hear that she is gone.
Hello MW sounds like the Texas MoMe was a success. Thanks for the interesting photos you sent. I favor the doggehs over the spider.
Lucy the cat-For your upcoming collection of moron pets in their Christmas Best! - Nurse Ratched Quite the festive kitteh there Nurse. Lucy has been featured previously and she is a photogenic cat. Thanks for sharing.
Meet TC, short for TuxCat, or maybe Truncated Cat. He was a stray, and when I first met him he would alternate between crying for food and hissing to warn me not to get too close. Based on his behavior, I think he had been somebody's house cat who was either abandoned or got lost at a very young age. He had a terrible injury to his tail, so I had to capture him and take him to the vet. Part of his tail had to be amputated, so now he looks like a little doggy. TC is a handsome lad who definitely used one of his 9 lives to land in your world. Sounds like a dedicated and joyful pet. We appreciate you sharing with us.
This is Lady. She's two years old and after seven races decided she preferred a less active lifestyle. After retiring, she went to a prison as part of a program where inmates get to train dogs. Ten weeks later, she graduated and arrived at our house. And she's cluing in to what toys are. - NR Pax What an interesting life this sweetheart has lived. It really looks like she lucked out landing in your life. She certainly appears to be well taken care of!
Hi Mis Hum, Hi TN Deplorable. Those dogs certainly seem deplorable as well. I think that's a really neat photo. I hope it makes that Christmas card. Thanks for your submission.
Hello Misc, it’s Otto Zilch again. Well Dusty certainly looks like a bad ass from the photos you submitted. Nice to see he has retained some of his original characteristics. Thanks for displaying his prowess.
Daisy, my son’s rescue who just had her one year anniversary in her forever home, does not seem pleased about the bath she just had. - sharon(willow’s apprentice)
Howdy. Levon has been on the pet thread before but here he is doing his imitation of a pretzel. What a smart boy! He has always figured that this was his chair. Who says dogs are color blind? It's a perfect fit! Cheers Tom A Setter taking life easy. How adorable!! Looks like Levon requires a larger chair. Just a hint, Black Friday sales are coming up.
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