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November 13, 2021
Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 11-13-2021TheJamesMadison should be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.
Goal: White can force mate in 2 moves 2n2r1k/q1r1b1np/p1Pp1pp1/ 1p2p3/1P2P1PN/P1R4P/B2Q1P1K/2R5 w - - 0 1
Goal: White can force mate in 4 moves r1b2rk1/pp3pp1/2n4R/2p3N1/2B3q1/6Q1/PPP3PP/2K1R3 w - - 0 1
White's position is crumbling. What is the maximum number of moves he can hold out before the hammer comes down? 2krr3/ppp4p/2p1b2Q/5p2/4P3/q2B1P2/2P3PP/1K1R3R b - - 0 1
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Beginner Problem - Black To Play 2n2r1k/q1r1b1np/p1Pp1pp1/1p2p3/ 1P2P1PN/P1R4P/B2Q1P1K/2R5 w - - 0 1 Mate in 2: 1.Nxg6+ hxg6
r1b2rk1/pp3pp1/2n4R/2p3N1/2B3q1/6Q1/PPP3PP/2K1R3 w - - 0 1 1. Bxf7+! Forces the rook to come out which exposes the back rank weaknesses. There's another, longer, mate possible: 1.Nxf7 gxh6 2.Nxh6+ Kg7 3.Nxg4 Bf5 4.Qh4 Bxg4 5.Qxg4+ Kh7 6.Bd3+ Kh8 7.Qh4+ Kg7 8.Qh7+ Kf6 9.Qg6# 1...Rxf7 If you like, you can start with the other rook: 2.Re8+ Rf8 3.Rh8+ Kxh8 4.Rxf8#
2krr3/ppp4p/2p1b2Q/5p2/4P3/q2B1P2/2P3PP/1K1R3R b - - 0 1 1...Ba2+ Or 3...Qa2+ 4.Kc1 Rxd3 5.Qe6+ Rxe6 6.cxd3 Qc2# 4.Qe6+ A desperate, but futile, counterattack. Because if 4.cxb3 then 4...Rxb3+ 5.Kc2 Qb2# 4...Rxe6 There's a longer mate where you bring your rook out first: 1...Rd4
___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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