Prince Charles' Wife, The Duchess of Suffolk, Can't Stop Talking About the Massive, Loud, Stinky Fart Joe Biden Ripped at the G20 Meeting

He promised to reduce methane emissions, reports the Daily Mail.

He lied.

In an incident the British press is calling The Smeller in the Cellar (not really), F. Joe Biden violated Royal Protocol by releasing gas in the presence of a Royal without first intoning the proper British augury ("Would that this chance wind should speed the arrows of Agincourt").

He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions -- but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.

An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.

'It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,' the source said. 'Camilla hasn't stopped talking about it.'

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This summer, Johnson praised Biden as being 'a big breath of fresh air' on climate change compared to his predecessor.

Appropriately, Biden has urged world leaders to cut methane gas emissions by 30 per cent by the end of the decade. Cows and other livestock contribute substantially to global methane levels.

The White House declined to comment last night.

Let's fart Brandon.

As presidential continence falls, so does public confidence.

America is back, baby!

Prince Charles: "Sir! I take the utmost exception to your farting before my wife!"

Biden: "Sorry, pal. Didn't know it was her turn."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

13 FART BACK BETTER!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog

I'd also like to test sphincter muscle tone.

posted by Ace at 01:16 PM

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