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November 02, 2021

Election Watch Thread/
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A bit of schizophrenia tonight, as this is a combination election watch thread and a cafe. I don't know if the Virginia results are going to come fast or come late. (I hope it's very fast.)

Shock! A heavily leftwing county is going to delay its reporting of votes. For as long as it takes.

Reid J. Epstein @reidepstein

Some news from Virginia: Fairfax County is delayed in counting and reporting its early vote totals, which the county had promised to make public by 8pm. Unclear how late they will be.

Virginia statewide results here, at the official government website. Polls close at 7.

Here's the NYT website.

New Jersey's polls don't close until 8 so I won't post that until later.

The meme of multiple Spider-Men accusing each other of being fakes is all too real:


I stumbled across this fun page from an old Spider-Man comic, back when comics were about action, drama, and danger rather than exploring one's bisexuality or homosexuality. I think, but am not sure, that Spider-Man is searching for the Green Goblin here, after the Goblin kidnapped his girlfriend Gwen Stacey. He's searching for Doc Ock.


From the Bee:

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Ladder decides it doesn't want to get vaxed.

Carrying a very large dog.

Albino alligator.

Cute little hedgehog.

The dog on the right is following my current GAINZZZ plan.

Possum gets tuckered out.

Inman: Soyboy walks into store armed with knife but no testosterone.

Don LeMon in Florida, enjoying going maskless.

Don't assume a guy who's retreating doesn't also know how to attack.

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